Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-5298545-20160128222256

"So, recently, me and my best friend, Gemvel, have moved in with Iris, her husband Danny, and their soon-to-be daughter or son." Krazy says to the camera, Gemvel next to him. On the other half of the screen, Iris and Iron Fist were also looking at their own camera.

"About half a month ago, me, my husband Danny, and our baby, have moved in with Krazy and his bestie, Gemvel. You would think that moving in with two of your friends would be awesome." Iris explained; her belly bump showing.

"But they've kind of been..." Gemvel said.

"Sort of been..." Danny added.

"SUPER ANNOYING. Let me explain." All four of them said at the same time.

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"Iris  sleeptalks . That's worse than Veromos' snoring problem." Gemvel sighs.

The camera now showed a flashback. Gemvel and Iris had to sleep in the same room, while Krazy and Danny shared a room, due to space issues. They may live in a fairly big house, but four people in one house makes it crowded. Gemvel was finally falling asleep, Iris had been asleep.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">She sits up suddenly and screams, "RUMBLE MCSKIIIIIIRMIIIIIISH!" jolting Gemvel awake. He sighs, now falling asleep again. Iris, in her sleep, grabbed a pillow, and began to repeatedly hit Gemvel across the head with it.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!" Gemvel yelled over and over again.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"I JUST HATE FISH IN MY FACE, ELSHARION! JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE STAR VS. THE FORCES OF EVIL DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD GO AND SAVE YODA BY SHOVING FISH IN MY FACE!" She screamed. By this time, the two boys in the next room were awake and laughing their heads off.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"WHAT DO YOU EVEN DREAM ABOUT?!" Gemvel adds to the yelling.

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<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Gemvel says I sleeptalk as if I were the only one in this house who does." Iris says, quite annoyed. "Mika, stop biting  now! " She says off-camera and pulls her new golden retriever puppy onto the camera. “Say hi to the camera, Mika!”

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cue another flashback. It's yet another night. Iris was a deep sleeper, only someone else's sleeptalking could wake her up. Which is exactly what Gemvel did. He grabbed his sword and began shouting nonsense, jolting her awake.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Get away from me you Stormtroopers! I have an angry Martial Cat and I'm not afraid to use it!" Iris sat up, mouthing the word, "what." to herself.

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<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Danny uses those incest things when meditating. You know, those candle things that burns those weird stenches? Ugh, if I sniff even a little bit of it I go into a hurricane's worth of sneezes." Krazy complains.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Flashback again. Iris was scrolling something on her Rose Gold IPhone6 in front of a closed door. Krazy goes through the hallway, needing to go in the room to grab something. Without looking up, she says, "Don't go in there, Danny's meditating."

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Oh, come on, I just need to grab something." Krazy shoves past her and opened the door. Instantly, the inscence (How the hell do you spell it?!) hit his nose. This caused him to fall to the ground sneezing, disturbing Danny.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"I warned him." Iris shrugged at her husband.

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<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Gemvel and Krazy  hate it  when I constantly sing. How else am I supposed to improve my voice and sing to my child, especially when I'm learning to sing in English?" Iris shrugs.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Krazy was playing Minecraft on his computer with Gemvel, Iris showering in the bathroom  next to his room. All of a sudden, music started pouring through the bathroom, the song "One Million Roses" coming from the bathroom.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Iris probably left her MP3 on. I'll turn it off for her." Gemvel said, walking into the bathroom. However, he couldn't find an MP3 anywhere. That's when it clicked to him: Iris was singing so good in Summonish that both him and Krazy thought it was an MP3 that was playing music!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Another flashback appeared. Gemvel, Krazy and Danny were all sleeping, unaware Iris was awake. Suddenly, music started to play really loudly, waking all three of them up as "Trick and Treat" began to play in English.

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Why are you trembling in front of me like a scaredlittlemouse? Milk is what you wanted because you madeitsogood at your own house?" It sang.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"...It's just Iris..." Gemvel groans, going back to sleep.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Later that day, Gemvel was playing Summoner's War on his tablet, Krazy watching. Iris was in the background. Suddenly, she stood up, and began to play music at the max volume, singing at the top of her lungs. Finally, Gemvel had enough. He threw the tablet on the couch, grabbed a pillow, waddled over to Iris and began whacking her on the head multiple times.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">“AHHHHHH! NOT ON THE BABY BUMP!"

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<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"And finally..." Krazy says.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"THEY'RE SO WEIRD." All four of them chimed in.

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<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Gemvel was in the center of an empty room. He was slashing at empty air, apparently and was wide awake. Iris poked her head in. "What are you doing?"

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Fighting my worst enemy...NAKI."

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Not even going to ask." She left.

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<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Iris was singing in some other room. Suddenly, Krazy jumped on her head, causing her to stop singing. Before she knew it, two eggs cracked and blew up on her head. Krazy made a chicken noise, jumped off and left. Egg was smeared on her head.

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<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"No, say it like this: Noko jho waah katikati bekpo." Iris said to Danny, trying to teach him Summonish as Gemvel waddled into the kitchen to grab a snack for his and Krazy’s SSWMTLUTTFH (Super Summoner’s War Marathon That Lasts Up To Twenty Four Hours) Danny turned to him, trying to say "Am I doing this right?" in Summonish. What he ended up saying was "The corpse attack is fish." He ended up getting an "oh god i need to run now" stare from Gemvel.

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<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Finally, Krazy was in the kitchen, getting a drink. There was no one next to the fridge when he opened it, but once he closed the door, Iris was there, intently staring, not saying a word. Finally, she began to make a really weird noise.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">“MMMMMMMWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” She shouted, grabbing two open cartons of chocolate milk and began to rapidly shake it, spraying everything with chocolate milk. She stopped suddenly, said, “Pregnancy problems.” dropped the cartons on the floor and walked out, leaving the soaked Krazy to clean the mess.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">“They may be a buttface sometimes, but I wouldn’t trade them for anything else!” Gemvel grinned.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">“I love living with them, even though Gemvel constantly pesters me about when the baby shower is happening.” Iris shrugs. Gemvel’s little head swiveled towards her, grabbed a pillow and began to deck her on the head again.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">“PROTECT THE BABY BUMP!” She yelled, Danny rushing in to try and save it.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">“HOW COME WHEN SHE HITS ME YOU LAUGH BUT WHEN I HIT HER YOU TRY TO DRAG ME AWAY JUST BECAUSE SHE’S PREGNANT?!” Gemvel yells as the video cuts to an end. The camera pans out to reveal two god-like figures with wings, their backs turned to the camera. A hood covers the backs of their heads. The quality of this footage is very bad.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">“She really loves you, doesn’t she – “ Says one figure, the audio distorting the last word they were about to say.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">“I miss her. She was my – and she really loved me, Ela - “ The other figure says, the audio again distorting the most important words, although a bit of the last word is heard.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">“I would be proud of you if I were her.”

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">“I will see her soon.” The figure on the left says, their wings flapping like they were about to fly. They turn towards the camera, and a glowing blue where its left eye should be is seen for a split second before the video ends. <ac_metadata title="All Moved In!"> </ac_metadata>