Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25588272-20150520213518

(A swear-less version of this video, typed.)

.*The Night Guard winds up the Music Box, and checks the RIght Air Vent. He sees Toy Bonnie coming out, and quickly puts on the Freddy Fazbear Head. Toy Bonnie enters the room.*

T. Bonnie: Hi, Freddy!

Night Guard: AAHH- Oh, h-hey, Bonnie!

T. Bonnie: Have you seen the night guard? He... isn't wearing his costume again.

Night Guard: Ah ha! Pssh. Well, you know him...

T. Bonnie: ...Yeah... but we'll find him eventually! It's just... difficult with that spare Freddy head he's been wearing.

Night Guard: Well, as you can see, he's nowhere around here, so why don't you go and look elsewhe-

.*His statement is interrupted by Foxy down the hall.*

Foxy: 'NIGHT GUARD!!! I'M COMIN' FOR YE!'

.*Foxy leaps across the hall. Right before he gets to the night guard however, he is met with the flashlight shining in his eyes. After a few seconds, one can see smoke coming out of his good eye.*

Foxy: 'AARGH! FREAKING... AUUGH!'

T. Bonnie: ...Wait, you saw the Night Guard?

Foxy: Aye! That's the Night Guard right there! *points to the Night Guard with his hook*

T. Bonnie: *looks at the Night Guard, and then back to Foxy* ...No, that's just Freddy.

Foxy: NO! He's doing that... thing! With the spare Freddy head again! Y'know? Messing with your facial scanners!

.*The Guard flashes Foxy again.*

Foxy: AUGH! IF HE'S FREDDY, WHY IS HE FLASHING THAT LIGHT IN MY FACE?!

T. Bonnie: Well, OBVIOUSLY you're scaring him.

Foxy: ...SCARING HIM?!

.*The Guard flashes Foxy again.*

Foxy: *to the Guard* I'M GONNA GOUGE YER EYES OUT!!!

T. Bonnie: FOXY! Calm down!

Foxy: NO! I am the ONLY one here who can see through that disguise! ...Balloon Boy, back me up here!

.*Balloon Boy crawls to the Vent Blind Spot.*

BB: I don't really care if he's Freddy. I just wanna get my hands on those sweet, 'succulent, double-A  BATTERIES. '

.*The Night Guard slowly pulls his flashlight away from the Left Vent.*

Foxy: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! *points gun at the Night Guard* SHOW THEM YOU'RE THE NIGHT GUARD!

T. Bonnie: ...Ehhh... That's a problem.

Foxy: ...Rrr... *puts gun down* ...Y'know what? Where's Freddy? There can't be two Freddys, right? FREDDY?!

.*Freddy walks in.*

Freddy: Yo.

Foxy: ...Well, now we have TWO Freddys in the room!

T. Bonnie: ...Cool.

Foxy: '''BONNIE, I SWEAR! I WILL SLAP YOU!'''

.*Toy Bonnie does a derp-face.*

Freddy: ...Wait, what's going on here?

T. Bonnie: We're looking for the Night Guard.

Foxy: *points at Night Guard with hook* THAT'S THE NIGHT GUARD!!!

Freddy: ...Hmm... Pretty sure that's Freddy...

Foxy: *facepalms* Oh my gosh... *points to Freddy* BUT YOU'RE FREDDY!!!

.*Freddy looks at the guard, then at himself, then at Foxy. He then turns around and walks back down the hall.*

Foxy: WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

Freddy: *from far end of the hall* FORGET THIS, I'M OUT!

T. Bonnie: I don't see what's so confusing...

Foxy: ...Bonnie, liste- Wait, no. What time is it?

.*Mangle drops from the ceiling.*

Mangle: Hey, fellas!

Foxy: Aye, Mangle! What time is it?

Mangle: It's about... 5:59!

Foxy: '5:59?! *rips away Night Guard's Freddy head* IT BE THE NIGHT GUARD!!!'

T. Bonnie: The Night Guard?!

Freddy: *running back* The Night Guard?!

BB: BATTERIES.

.*The Night Guard tries to flash Foxy again, but BB has stolen the batteries. He tries the Freddy Head again.*

Night Guard: No, no! I'm Freddy! Right, guy- OH GOSH!

.*Foxy jumps at the Night Guard again. He is about an inch away from the guard when the 6 AM Bell rings, freezing all the animatronics. The Night Guard sighs in relief. After a few seconds, he pukes all over the floor.*

MEANWHILE...

.*A phone rings, and Golden Freddy answers.*

?: ...Uhh, hello?

GF: RRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR.

?: ...*click* 