Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25588272-20150421124132

Shade and Leelizard are doing it, so why not?

Instead of doing this all at once, I'll post more as time progresses. Keep you all coming back, y'know. BUT ANYWAYS! Here we go.

.*Krazy walks onto the Show Stage.*

Krazy: Hello, everyone! My name is Krazy. Why do I keep saying that? I dunno. Anyways, I'm here to give you all a good laugh, K? Let's do this.

.*On the ground next to Krazy is a bottle of water. Krazy takes a sip, and puts it back down.*

Krazy: Alright, then. Have you all heard of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza?

.*Not everyone raises their hand, but most do.*

Krazy: Alrighty, then. I used to work there. If you haven't heard of it, it's a magical place for kids, grown-ups, and animatronics alike. too bad it closed down, but that's not what we're talking about. My job was to play games with the kids. Seems simple, but kids... They don't like to play safe. They do stuff that ends up in someone getting hurt, or fainting. Parents, am I right?

.*The parents in the audience agree.*

Krazy: One instance. We were playing Hide-N-Seek. Fun game, right? The kids count THROUGH THEIR BREATH. EVERY TIME. Adults, don't lie. You did it, too.

.*Krazy then demonstrates.*

Krazy: 'Alright, count to 50, and then come to find us!' 'Okay!' *turns around, gasps, and starts counting as he exhales* onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineteneleventwelve *while inhaling* thirteenfourteenfifteensixteenseventeeneighteennineteentwentytwentyonetwothreefour *while exhaling* fivesixseveneightninethirtythirtyonetwothreefourfivesixseveneightninefourtyfourtyone *while inhaling* twothreefourfivesixseveneightnineFIFTY! *turns around* READY OR NOT, I'M HYPERVENTILATING! *collapses* 