Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25588272-20150909172500

( Note - Like any other episode of Paxadora Shorts, unless specified, this episode is in no way canonical.)

.*Kevin, Malachite, and Randall are on a ferry boat, going over a list.*

Kevin: Okay, we have food... water... clothes.. and... Okay, we're ready!

Randall: Wait, where's the captain of this boat?

Malachite: ...yEAH, WHere is the caPTAin?

Kevin: KRAZY, WHERE ARE YOU?!

.*Krazy slowly opens his eyes, having been asleep in the treehouse the four made together. He realizes the time, and quickly jumps up.*

Krazy: Oh, boy, I should be at the boat by now!

.*Krazy rushes to get ready, puts on his sailor hat, and is about to walk out the door when he hears an "Ooh" from the other side of the room. Krazy turns around to see a monkey animatronic on his bed.*

Krazy: Hey, you're not supposed to be in here!

.*Krazy chases the monkey around the room, and tackles it, starting a fight that kicks up a cloud of dust obscuring the two. When the dust clears, the two had switched costumes, with Krazy wearing the monkey suit and the monkey wearing Krazy's suit and sailor hat. The monkey jumps out the window and swings down to the ground on vines.*

Krazy: Oh, no you don't!

.*Krazy runs out the door, and starts climbing down the tree.*

.*Meanwhile, the monkey had made it to the riverside, where it is spotted by a waiting Kevin, Malachite, and Randall.*

Randall: THERE HE IS!

Malachite: WhAT TOOk ya sO LOng?

Kevin: Let's go!

.*The monkey boards the boat, which shoves off just before Krazy gets to the landing. He yells at those on the boat, who at that point can hear him, but not comprehend him.*

Kevin: Look, a monkey!

Malachite: WhAT Do you thiNK HE'S TRYing to sAy?

Monkey: Ooh-Ee.

Randall: *gasp* I bet that's EXACTLY what it's trying to say!

Kevin: That's our Krazy.

.*Krazy chases the boat and tries to passes it, and prepares to jump on when he gets caught in a giant spiderweb. The boat stops right next to said web, now with a sturggling "monkey".*

Malachite: ThERE's tHAT MOnkey again!

Monkey: Ee-Aah.

Randall: You're right, Krazy, he does look pretty comfy there, doesn't he?

.*The boat starts moving again. Krazy keeps struggling, and eventually breaks free... falling into the water.*

Krazy: *thinks* Thank goodness for waterproofing...

.*Krazy swims over to the back of the boat and climbs on, grabbing the attention of the passengers.*

Randall: IT'S THE MONKEY! HE'S ON BOARD!

.*Krazy points at the Monkey.*

Krazy: ...YOU...

.*However, Kevin was in between them.*

Kevin: ...M-Me?

Krazy: No. *points at Monkey* Him.

.*Krazy then leaps at what he knew was the monkey. However, Randall and Malachite grab Krazy by the tail.*

Randall: Don't worry, Krazy!

.*Randall and Malachite try to drag Krazy to the back and throw him overboard, but their efforts are futile as Krazy escapes their grip and tackles the Monkey. They fight, kicking up another dust cloud, which rises after Krazy and the Monkey swap costumes again. The monkey, now in its proper costume, leaps off the boat and runs back to where it came from. Kevin, Malachite, and Randall run up to Krazy.*

Kevin: Krazy!

Malachite: Are yOU OKAy?

Krazy: Guys, I'm fine. Let's just relax and enjoy the ride. I hear there's some lovely waterfalls up ahead.

Randall: ...Waterfalls?

Kevin: ...Up ahead?

.*The boat proceeds to fall off a waterfall. Fortunately, it is a small one, and the boat survives.*

Krazy: Phew, that was close. Right, guys?

Kevin: Yeah.

.*Krazy gets back to the wheel.*

Krazy: Here's the waterfall I was talking about.

.*Krazy stops the boat at the bottom of a beautiful waterfall.*

Randall: Wow...

Malachite: ...ThAT's amaZING...

Krazy: Yeah. Makes me glad we came. Now, then, what's next? 