Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-26062370-20150710060640

Join your British Railroading Buddies (BRB) for an ethereal romp through time and space.

(Not that kind, Doctor.)

Starring -

Graham Chapman - THOMAS the Tank Engine - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Chapman

Matt Smith - PERCY the Small Engine - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Smith_(actor)

Kenneth Williams - JAMES the Red Engine - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Williams

Alec Guiness - TOBY the Tram Engine - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alec_Guinness

Alfred Hitchcock - GORDON the Big Express Engine -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Hitchcock

Laurence Olivier - HENRY the Green Engine - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurence_Olivier

Other Misc. Actors - OTHER Misc. Characters.

It was mawnin' time on the Island of Sodor. The engines were awakening, rattling, and yawning.

"O---oh, the indecency of it all." Cried Gordon.

"The indecency of what?" Inquired Henry.

"The state of things." Came the reply. "Things are too dull here. We need excitement."

Toby sauntered alongside. "Well, Gordon, I'm sure you'll get what you wished for, sometime or another."

Thomas came along pulling Percy along, as he required coal.

"I smell a plot!"

"You do?" Said Percy, being filled with coal.

"It's an expression." Said James, rather angry at being awakened by the others.

Suddenly, Thomas' plot scent skills proved correct, as a portal appeared in the yards - directly in front of them.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!-" Screamed the locomotives, being hurled into the vortex.

Out they were spat, conveniently onto railway tracks.

"Where are we?" Asked Thomas.

He looked at the sign, along with the other engines.

"ANIMATRONIC FACTORY - EST 1922." Read Toby, the only one out of the group able to read.

'NY HISTORICAL SOCIETY' can be seen marked out.

"Here, apparently." Said Percy.

~

Terrible? Of course it was! Review here. Another part soon. 