Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-26062370-20160303053914

"Truly, truly, I say unto ye, Mr. Clemens, a man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions."

"Well, shoot. Pardon me, Sir, but I hardly can-"

"Sir, I say unto you, your work is not done on Earth."

"What're You tryin' to tell me, Mister Almighty - am I goin' back? Back to that hell on earth - well, hell in general, I suppose, but beggin' Your pardon, but I must say no."

"My son, you are to go. There is still an enemy yet undefeated, and your world is not ready to begin anew."

"Well, Sir, if you insist."

With a flash of light, the little old man in white rose from the grass.

"Well, shoot."

And with that minced oath, Mark Twain ambled down the hill and into a new adventure.

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A new series involving Mark Twain being sent back down from Heaven to defeat one final enemy, and their army. The series will start on Friday!

In other news, I finally have for you... MARK TWAIN'S THEME.

Well, several, actually.

Inform me of which one you prefer down below.

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