Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-26872802-20150704025556/@comment-25876934-20150706180608

Animetrex wrote: Of course, and we could get some rats to help. I have a better idea! Alright, first you want two boats that you can lash together so they look like a nut. Next, strip him naked (or almost, depends). Forcefeed him crazy amounts of honey and milk, then fill one of the boats with the honey/milk mixture. Put him in with the head, hands, and feet sticking out, lash the boats together, then float him down a bug/leech/carnivorous fish-infested stagnant pond! Eventually the milk and honey will give him massive diarrhea, so as to attract more bugs! If you do this right, you can keep him alive for days before death finally comes.