Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-26872802-20150615005147/@comment-26062370-20150615214457

Mephistophele wrote: Mr. Mark Twain wrote: Mephistophele wrote: Animetrex wrote: Yes, that's what she expects.

Stories on the news make her think all that. Ugh. I hate news stories. Honestly, it's unlikely that it'll happen, in the first place. In the second place, I know for a fact that neither Twain, nor I, are middle-age creep-os (they seem to be the main perpetrators). In the third place, those stories are, more often than not, ridiculously sensationalized, with parts sometimes even made up. Urgh. Also, I have no clue where you live and no motive. (Creep-os - A disturbing part of a balanced breakfast.)

I highly doubt 180 years old qualifies as 'middle-aged'. I think I just died.

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