Thread:AwesomeTrinket/@comment-25588272-20160130031902/@comment-5298545-20160205225019

I was writing a game review about Loink: The Feces of Evil on my WordPad and then copy and pasted it on the site where I was going to post it. Here's the problem: The website screwed up the review and EVERY SIX WORDS there's a paragraph break. I kid you not. It looks something like this:

Oh, Mana Bubble…This is honestly worse than the time I tried to play E.T. for the Atari 2600. The second button is used for EVERYTHING. Throwing bombs, opening doors, pausing (Which can only work if you’re crouching down and then you press the second button) you name it, it probably does it. Because the controller for the CDI was redesigned a lot, half the time throwing in a couple of extra buttons, you would think that the game developers would either: A. Make a simpler game or B. Expand the things you need to do in this game to at least three buttons and throw in a controller specifically designed to play this game in the box it probably came with or something like that. But nope! Instead, they make the second button do nearly everything that’s important for this game! Because the platform part of the game is 2D