Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-27024716-20150523150311

The video starts with Sara and all her characters all on a table, sitting on a chair with a laptop in front of them. Sara is in the middle, Ted and Cammy are on opposite edges and Tigressi's next to Ted.

Sara: Soooo, what are we watching?

Unseen camera man: You'll see.

Ted: I DO NOT LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

Tigressi: Me neither.

Cammy: If you like, dear, I can go find out.

Ted: UHHH, NO THANKS, I'M GOOD.

Sara: Shush, the video's started.

"I was only nine years old."

Sara: NOOOOO! NOT THIS SH*T!

Sara angrily jumps up from her chair and points at her laptop screen.

Sara: NO. NO NO NO AND AGAIN NO! I REFUSE TO WATCH THIS BULLSH*T!

All of her characters were looking at her in surprise.

Camera man: SIT DOWN AND WATCH THE VIDEO DAMMNIT!

Sara: Fine.

She angrily sits down and continues the video.

"I loved Shrek so much."

Candy: Ohhhh, I watched Shrek a couple of years ago! It was really good!

"I had all the merchandise."

Tigressi: Uhhh...Gay yandere much?

Ted: NO, TIGRESSI. THAT'S NOT YANDERE. THE WOMAN AT THE FARTHEST EDGE OF THE TABLE IS YANDERE.

Cammy: Senpaiiiii!

"I prayed to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given."

Cammy: Uhhh, dude, you're treating a fictional character as a religion. You need to go a doctor and get your brain checked out or something.

Sara: That's saying a lot coming from you.

"Shrek is love,"

Corn: DAFUQ?

"Shrek is life."

The Shade twins: DAFUQ?!

"My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot."

Ari-Shi-Na randomly erupts into laughter.

Ari-Shi-Na: BAHAHAHAHAHA OH SH... -Falls off chair- I'm OK!

"I knew he was jealous of my devotion for Shrek."

Ted: UH, NO, HE WAS TRYING TO DISCIPLINE YOU BECAUSE YOU TREAT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER LIKE A GOD, Y'KNOW, LIKE GET A REAL RELIGION OR SOMETHING?

Tigressi: Couldn't have said it better myself.

"I called him a c**t."

Ami-Na-Shi: Bad idea, bro. Bad idea.

"He slaps me and sends me to bed."

Ami-Na-Shi: Told you.

"I'm crying now and my face hurts."

Candy: No one cares.

"I feel something touch me."

Corn: If that happens, then it's a 99.99% chance it's a huge spider.

"It's Shrek."

Corn: And apparently this is the 00.01% it wasn't a spider.

Tigressi: Obviously it was Shre - wait, how did he get in your room?

"He whispers in my ear - "

Cammy: - I love you, Ted-Senpai. And then it turned out to be me in disguise!

Ted and Tigressi were both double-facepalming at Cammy's statement.

"He grabs me with his powerful hands."

Candy: Did he just put his hand on his p*nis?

"And puts me on my hands and knees."

Ted: IS THIS GOING TO BE ANOTHER PR0N THING?

Tigressi: You remember that one fanfiction that someone wrote of us? A lemon?

Ted: YES. MANY YELLS WERE YELLED AND MANY LAPTOPS WERE DESTROYED THAT DAY.

"I spread my *ss cheeks for Shrek."

Ted: ...NO COMMENT.

"He penetrates my butthole."

Tigressi: Uhhhh...

By now, everyone but Cammy was getting ready to puke. She was daydreaming from the last two statements. Sara slaps her out of her fantasy world.

Sara: Wake up!

Cammy: Wh-whaaa?!

"It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek."

Cammy: Pfff...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sara puts on her "DAFUQ?" face.

"I push against his force."

Candy: I can't pass up the opportunity to say this.

Candy suddenly stands up and gets out her toy lightsaber.

Candy: USE THE FORCE, LUKE!

"...please Shrek."

Ted: ...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS.

Tigressi: There are no words to describe our horror.

"He roars a mighty roar - "

Tigressi: I can roar louder.

" - As he fills my butt with his love."

Cammy: ...Now I've caught the speechless.

"My dad walks in."

Corn: Good luck trying to explain that to him.

"He looks at him straight in the eye and says - "

Sara: - YOU MUST HAVE FAILED AS A PARENT IF I'M R*PING YOUR NINE-YEAR OLD SON!

" - it's all ogre now."

By now, no one was speaking.

"Shrek leaves through my window."

Sara: Is he in creative mode, because Shrek ca - Oh wait, there is no such thing as creative mode IRL...

"Shrek is love."

Cammy: And this video is complete sh*t.

"Shrek is life."

Everyone was speechless.

Candy: ...I think this video made me hate the movie.

Cammy gets up and starts singing as she moonwalks to the door.

Cammy: F**k this sh*t, I'm out, mmm hmmm, F**k this sh*t, I'm out, no thanks! 