Thread:AwesomeTrinket/@comment-25588272-20160130031902/@comment-5298545-20160318030733

We were swimming in a public pool. There were a bunch of seriously cool water slides on there, one of them extremely bendy. It's called Pirate's Revenge. Naturally, Danny Austin wanted to go on it. So, we went.

However, with the help of Danny Austin and the water rushing down the slide, I ended up turning on my stomach. I tried to correct myself, when the pool suddenly ended and threw me and Danny Austin into the water. I began to panic, and surfaced for half a second for a quick breath of air. My arms were in the air, trying to get myself into a swimming position. It looked like I was drowning, it felt like it was.

I couldn't hear anything underwater, but, according to Danny, one of the lifeguards was screaming at one of the other lifeguards near where I was to go get me. Next thing I know, two hands grab me (I later learn that one of them was a lifeguard, the other Chasun) and bring me to the surface. I begin to furiously gasp for air.

After the lifeguard checks to make sure I'm OK, he leaves, and Danny Austin swims up to me and says "You have a cute butt and nice assets." My two-piece swimsuit flew up and hit my face. Safe to say, I ended up sticking his head underwater for half a minute.

At least I manage to give him a Falcon Punch in the face when he tried to walk into me showering.