Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25588272-20150623220217

.*Krazy activates up, and yawns.*

Krazy: ...Good morning, Widy.

Widy: Morning, Krazy...

Krazy: ...I wonder what Crazy's mornings are like...

Widy: ...That's the weird one, right?

Krazy: Ahem.

Widy: Sorry. Weird-ER.

Krazy: There you go. Yup, he's the weirder one.

.*Crazy is sound asleep on a chair, when an alarm clock begins ringing. Crazy awakes with a start.*

Crazy: IDUDNTDOOET- ...What's that noise? ...Huh?

.*Crazy sees the alarm clock.*

Crazy: Oh, it's only you. *laughs with relief, and walks to the clock* Okay, joke's over. You got me. You can stop now.

.*The clock keeps ringing.*

Crazy: ...Okay, seriously, stop. You're getting on my nerves.

.*The clock keeps ringing.*

Crazy: I SAID, STOP!

.*Crazy leaps forward. He goes over the clock, and tackles a lamp.*

Crazy: STOP RINGING NOW!!!

.*Crazy snaps the lamp in half. The ringing continues.*

Crazy: Where's it coming from? Make it stop!!!

.*The clock rings its way over to Crazy.*

Crazy: You gotta help me! Where's that ringing coming from?

.*The clock rings away.*

Crazy: Hey, I was talking to you! *stomach rumbles* ...Time for breakfast. I'll find out later.

.*Crazy walks over to the Pantry.*

Crazy: Alright, food, come to Crazy!

.*Several cans of food fall out of the pantry. Crazy picks one up.*

Crazy: Drat, I'm out of food again. I just have these cans with pictures of food on them. I wanted FOOD, not PICTURES!

.*Crazy prepares to throw the can, but stops when he hears sloshing. He shakes the can close to his ear.*

Crazy: ...Oh! The food is IN the can! *puts the can on a table* Alright, food, come one out- Oh, wait.

.*Crazy gets a plate, and returns to the table.*

Crazy: Okay, NOW you can come out. ...Come out. ...          ...I SAID COME OUT!

.*Crazy throws the can, and it hits the wall. The can breaks in half, and food splatters all over the floor.*

Crazy: There we go!

.*Crazy gathers the food back up. He sits back down on the chair.*

Crazy: My favorite pastime, breakfast, and some morning television! 