Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25588272-20160111175303

(Yes, I know it's not Christmastime anymore. I just wanted to do this.)

.*Janette walks down a snowy path in a neighborhood. She turns to see Dan leaning on the side of a house. Dan gestures upwards, pointing Shade to some mistletoe hanging on he overhang of the house's roof.*

Janette: ...*facepalm* Uggh...

CHRISTMAS WITH THE F.R.I.E.N.D.S

.*Gray walks up to Geary, who is in a Santa outfit and has a Santa bag behind him, and sits on his lap.*

Geary: And what do you want for Christmas?

Gray: I- Wait, you're not the real Santa. You're just a fake!

Geary: ...Get in the bag.

.*Candy and Corn finish building a snowman on top of a mountain.*

Corn: I heard if we sing a song, it'll come to life!

Candy: ...Fine.

.*Corn and Candy begin singing a Vocaloid song. The snowman suddenly comes alive and grabs a snowboard, and begins riding down the mountainside.*

Snowman: LIFE IS AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IIIIIIiiiiiiiiitttt.....

Corn: ...Maybe we didn't sing the right song...?

.*Satan and Arachna sit at a table in the Venom Society headquarters.*

Arachna: ...And that is how we defeat the rebels in the Evac.

Satan: I love that plan. Oh, I got you something.

.*Satan gives Arachna a present. She opens it.*

Satan: It's a Dan action figure.

Arachna: ...Oh. It's, uh... just what I always wanted. I got you something too.

.*Arachna pats the side of her leg, and a hellhound pup walks up to the table.*

Satan: OHMYGOSH ITSAPUPPY THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

.*Kevin and Randall sit on a couch at their home.*

Kevin: ...Uncle Randall, why does Santa only come once a year?

Randall: Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking and entering.

.*As if on cue, Geary, still in his Santa suit, bursts down the door to the house. He runs up to the tree, throws down a present, and then breaks out through the window.*

Randall: See?

.*Candy and Corn work together to finish building another snowman.*

Candy: I got the head!

Corn: I got the nose!

.*Upon finishing, the two step back and admire their work. Corn turns to Candy after taking in the smiling snowman.*

Corn: Aww, it looks so happy! Okay, let's sing that so-

Candy: ...Uh, I'm not so sure...

Corn: Huh?

.*Corn turns back to the snowman, which now has an evil frown. It quickly picks up Corn, slams her into Candy, and then begins pelting the two with snowballs at machine-gun speed. After a few seconds, it stops. Candy groans, but then the snowman begins pelting her again.*

.*Y is reading a book - Fifty Shades of Grey - in his mansion, when he hears a knock.*

Y: Huh. I wonder who that could be...

.*Y walks up to the door and opens it, revealing Krazy.*

Krazy: Hello there, Y! I'm here to share the Christmas spirit with you. Here you go.

.*Krazy pulls Kevin out of his bag and walks away.*

Kevin: Hello.

.*Y just stands at the door, confused.*

Kevin: ...can... Can I come inside?

.*Geary, still in his Santa outfit, walks down the street as he sings.*

Geary: *sings* Walking 'round on Christmas Eve and I am dressed as Santa!

.*Geary then comes across Grey.*

Geary: *sings* Hey, would you like a gift?

Grey: *sings* Why yes, I'd like a gift!

.*Three psychos appear in the background as Geary pulls out his Santa bag and puts it in front of Grey.*

Geary and Psychos: *sing* Then get in the BAAAAAAAAG!

Grey: ...What? No.

Geary and Psychos: *sing* Please get in the BAAAAAAAAAAG!

Grey: No, I don't want to!

.*The song stops. Geary looks at one of the psychos in the background and nods. That psycho then jumps out from the background and knocks Grey unconscious with a baton.*

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!  