Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25826165-20160123151059

(Gordon Ramsay swears. A lot. If you do not tolerate swearing, please scroll down to the comment section instead or leave this thread.)

(PS, your OCs are great.)

The kitchen was busy as ever. Users scrambling to make top quality OCs, or face cruel judgment by Motion Ramsay. They patrolled and examined each OC, before setting their eyes on AwesomeTrinket.

"Oh, look at this." They grabbed her OC and stared it down. Red and orange? Red and orange? "I swear to God, this is the kind of shit you'd see Hannibal Lecter cut up. Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish!" They threw the OC onto the counter top.

"IT'S RAW, KURRAKA. IT'S RAW. It's raw, come on." Kurraka gulped at the criticism. "Y-yes sir." From the other side of the kitchen, ChickenAndBeer was mocking Motion by saying "it's raw" in an obnoxious voice. Sure enough, Motion heard him.

They turned their head and glared at Chicken with piercing, yellow eyes. "Chicken," Chicken looked at them and realized his mistake. "Yes, sir?" Surely, he was in trouble. "C'mere."

He walked towards them and gulped. "So, I'm telling Kurraka about his character's personality, and you're milling me at the back?" Face to face with them, Chicken shivered. "S-sorry, sir." Motion grunted and walked the other direction. "C'mere you, fuckface."

Chicken was lead to Kurraka's station, and Motion grabbed his OC and placed it in his hand. "There you go, look at it. Now look at me." Chicken followed orders and did so.

"Take the piss outta me now, fuckface. What's your fucking crad?"

"I don't have any crad, sir."

"WHAT'S YOUR GAME?"

"I-I'm just gonna cook, sir."

"NOW LOOK AT ME. You fucking take the piss out of me one more time in the middle of fucking service, yeah? Kiss your fucking ass goodbye. Is that clear?"

"Understood, sir."

"C'mere you," Motion said to Prixy about an hour later. "Yeah, c'mere you." Prixy walked over, looking down at her OC, Fluffy. "So this fucking OC is raw, yeah? Your making it like a first class creator. Look at that, THAT'S YOUR BEST?" Prixy shook her head. "No, sir." Prixy trashed the OC and started over. "FINE OCS?"

"No, sir!"

"A FINE FUCKING MESS!" Motion kicked over a trash bin, and continued their usual patrol.

Which celebrity/user mash up would you like to see next? Twain as Donald Trump. More of Motion Ramsay. Trinket as anyone from the Real Housewives. Chicken as Nicki Minaj. Other (post in comments)  