Thread:AwesomeTrinket/@comment-25588272-20151105023112/@comment-5298545-20151212093739

So today I got a mystical scroll. This is what I did:

-Puts tablet on table so it's facing window where the moon is actually out-

Me: Com2Us, it's now or never! Give me something that my friends will be jealous of or give me deathl I sacrifice this scroll to gain something amazing!

Mom: -Whispering- WDF is she doing?

Dad: Don't worry about it, she's just sleep walking and talking again.

Me: -Hits summon button-

And you know what I got?

Fire Penguin Knight.