User blog:Mr. Mark Twain/About Me.

Originally, ladies and gentlemen, I did not intend upon doing this.. however, The Lesser Powers That Be informed me that I must, and I dislike turning down requests. So, prepare for a barrage of facts and rather useless information.

I collect Schleich Smurfs. http://www.schleich-s.com/en/US/toys/the_smurfs/

I enjoy reading. (If this was not obvious to you, you may require mental assistance.)

I am (INSERT AGE RANGING FROM 13-19 HERE.).

I was inspired by a game of Chess to formulate The Academia.

I reside in (INSERT NORTH CAROLINA HERE.).

I have pictures of Mark Twain, Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Thomas the Tank Engine, Norman Rockwell, and Lawrence Welk hanging in my room.

I once dressed as Charles Dickens for All Hallow's Eve.

Next time, on The Twain's Trust Profile..

'We list all of the books in my case!'