Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25569987-20150704162944

LMK stares at the Blood-Stained Sanctuary. "Man, this is worse than Dolan memes. And I mean the really really bad Dolan memes." He sighs. "There's only one way I can do this." He hefts the Rainbow Sword and pulls out a pair of sunglasses with his free hand. He then pulls out an unmarked bottle filled with an opaque golden liquid- Mountain Dew mixed with powdered Doritos. He chugs it, then puts on the sunglasses. "It's time to smash."

LMK looks off the edge of the precipice he stands on to see a ton of large blood red spikes. "..." He carefully steps around them slowly as two robots fly past. One rides the other's back. She shouts at him. "Hey, you know those are supposed to kill you, right?" LMK shouts back. "Sorry, I got hit too many times! My level of caring went down to 0!"

LMK clears the spikes and sees a group of enemies that seem to resemble small angels. "Hello, opponents." He runs toward the group and proceeds to chop them up with the Rainbow Sword. When two are left, he kicks one in the face (causing a symbol reading "SMAAAASH!!" to appear over its head) and stares at the other. It runs to a different group and speaks.

"Dude! Dude! There's a guy over there and he has a big sword and he wants to murder us and dear lord he's coming this way!!!" Three of the enemies look up. The first one speaks. "It's a bird!" The second looks at him. "Nah, man, it's a plane!" The third blinks twice. "...It's an egg-salad sandwich."

LMK plummets towards the three, sword out, and destroys them, causing them to explode into small puffs of smoke. He continues on his path towards some bomb-things on walls. Rather than attack them and let them explode, he merely slices through both bomb and wall, landing on the other side. He continues as it explodes behind him. "'Cool guys don't look at explosions' cliche."

He enters a chamber containing a large crusher and proceeds to beat it up as he has with all other threats in the way. It falls while dying a he moves, not wanting to be crushed. He walks into a passage and towards a door. "If memory serves, the final boss is in here..." He leans against the wall. "He's gonna get #rekt so hard..." 