Thread:AwesomeTrinket/@comment-27024716-20150613224855

It had officially been a month since the first party at the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. studio. This time, Sara was at the studio. She had to stay late because of the nightshift. She was currently browsing Memebase, adjusting her new, gold-framed glasses every now and then.

She was wearing them because when she got out of her cholorinated pool a month ago, everything was blurry. It stayed like this for a week until she and her parents went to the eye doctor, where they found out she needed glasses. Since then, she's been wearing them.

She lifted her head up towards the door when she heard it slam open, nearly causing her glasses to fly off. Thankfully she was in the office, which none of the characters knew about, meaning they thought they were all alone.

"OK, everyone, no one's here, IT'S PARTY TIME!" She heard one of her fellow creator friends, The Sky's Wolf, shout.

"OH HELL NO! Remember last time? Cammy had gotten completely naked, you were all drunk, Ini collapsed during a song, and we were ultimately scarred for life!" Tigressi's voice replied.

"Yeah, not to mention that you threw away a million dollars just to bang Cammy!" Ted added.

"Totally worth it. She gives me the best s*x ever, even with a condom on." Sky sheepishly replied. Sara almost gagged. She quickly switched to one of her tabs, containing video feed of her security cameras. Sure enough, almost the entire cast of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. was there. She could even pick out a few creators: DrasticPark, The Sky's Wolf, Raptordude115, even ChickenAndBeer.

"Come on, now, Detonate, that was the best day of my life!" She heard Ini reply.

"Number one, the name is Ted Tonate, number two, you don't even remember half of it!"

"I'm just gonna drink some beer and watch this madness." Drastic made his way to the fridge, cracked open a can of Budweiser, sits down and starts sipping it.

"Stop your blabbering, it's party time!" Ini shouts as she runs to the stereo with her MP3, puts on a song and blasts it at the max volume. Because she was wearing headphones, Sara had to turn down her laptop's volume so she didn't go deaf listening to Mentalism Maria being blasted at the max.

Ten minutes later, she had taken off her glasses and was double facepalming x 2, literally. Not only was she double facepalming, two hands came out of nowhere and was on her face. The hands disappeared and she took her hands off her face and put her glasses on just in time to see Tigressi and Ted finally settle something.

"Come on, just one wine." Tigressi protested.

"Fine. Just one. That's it."

"Thanks, honey."

Sara watched Cammy pour Ted's drink. She had yet to go onto the strip pole. She did notice how she slipped two small white tablets into it before carrying it out to him, but Sara didn't say anything about it. She watched what happened as Cammy took the drink out to Ted before leaving.

"Alright! It's time for the strip pole! Get your money out! Like last time, the person to throw me the most money gets to bang me after the party!" She announced, grabbing the pole with both hands and slipping off her red jacket, leaving her white shirt, jeans and red high-heeled boots. Cheers from most of the now drunk men and male creators (Alana, who's also drunk, too) erupted.

"Not this again..." Sara groaned to herself.

"I'm not even going to watch her this time." She switched to another tab, where she watched Ted and Tigressi. She actually almost burst into laughter at Ted. Apparently he was one of the drunk guys who cheered and was now throwing money. Tigressi literally had a "WTF?!" look on her face.

"Did Cammy slip something into his drunk that made him - " Sara joked to herself, but stopped when she remembered that Cammy did put something into Ted's drink.

"Oh. OK then. Guess he did." Before she knew it, Cammy had gotten completely naked. Her panties flew off and onto Sky's head, her bra hit Tigressi's face.

"...Wort?" She asked herself.

"F**k this." Sara said. She grabbed her headphones and started listening to her favorite Vocaloid songs while playing Gems of War.

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The party was finally over. She felt bad for Dan D. He had to clean up all the mess of beer cans, clothes scattered everywhere, meaning not just Cammy had taken their clothes off, money on the stage with the pole, even deflated condoms! Who brought a pack of condoms to the party? It was near dawn, meaning Sara's shift was almost over. Everyone except Cammy and Ted were left. Apparently he threw the most amount of money.

"A million and a half dollars? Where did you even get that much? Not even Sky had that much!" Cammy grinned. Apparently she had her clothes back on again, which was a waste, considering they'd be taken off again.

"It doesn't matter, what matters is right now." Ted grabbed her hand and lead her to the bathroom. Sara got morbidly curious. ''OMG are they really doing it? ''She thought to herself, and just to be sure, she checked the bathroom camera. Sure enough, Cammy's jacket and shirt was already taken off while she and Ted were wrapped in a deep and intense kiss.

"NOPE. NOPENOPENOPE." Sara slammed her laptop shut and walked out of the studio.

END

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