Forum:Bluesarethebest/If Leelizard Was a Comedian I: Science Project

To be honest, I'm not leaving the wiki, so here we go:

Even though my mom was dead, my dad still made me go to school. The worst day was probably when the science project was due.


 * Audience laughs*

Waking up, I bet that was fun.


 * Audience laughs*

My head popped up from the pillow.

"Oh no."


 * Audience laughs*

"It's due today! I had 9 months to do it and I did nothing!!"


 * Audience laughs*

I had a cardboard box.


 * Audience laughs*

I didn't know what to do so I brought a cup of dirt. I hoped the teacher would think I'm an idiot and walk past. Just as long as I was holding something she'd be happy.


 * Audience laughs*

"What do you have there, Lee?"

"It's a cup of dirt! Just gimme an F and send me home!"


 * Audience laughs"

"Well, explain it!"

"It's a paper cup, then you put dirt in it. I call it cup of dirt! You should move on now."