Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26062370-20150801030647/@comment-25974603-20150817025341

What the fuck did you just fucking say about helicopters, you little heliphobe scum? I’ll have you know that I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, and I’ve been involved in numerous bombings on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. You are nothing to me but just another disgusting foreigner. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of combat drones across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for Operation Desert Storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my machine gun. Not only am I extensively trained in aerial combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Air Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will drop hot sticky loads all over you and you will drown in it. From now on, I want you to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. Thank you for your understanding