Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-26872802-20150507051714

~ The following contains swearing and most of these comebacks do not belong to me ~

Shade was walking through the train to Hogwarts, searching for a compartment. She found one and faced Ron and Harry. "May I sit here?" she asked. "No, this is a boys only compartment!" Harry said to her. "There's no where in the rules that says that..." Shade sighed. "Do you know who you're talking back to? Harry Potter, the boy who lived!" he smirked. "It's funny you should say that, because I'm Shade Alya, the girl who gave literally zero fucks."

Shade was in Gym class one day when she missed in basketball hoop and a boy pointed at her. "You failed!" he teased. "So did your dad's condom." she replied.

"Ha, you're emo!" a teenager said to Shade in school one day. "Why's that..." she sighed. "Look at you, freak!" She stared at him for a moment. "I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that."

A group of teens that seemed to be rebellious were hanging out in Shade's school, all talking. The leader approached Shade. "Hey, you look like an ass, wanna join our group?" Shade shook her head. "Why not? We're really cool!" he groaned. "Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is." Shade answered.

Shade was exiting the bathroom at the same time as two athletes. They glared at her. "Hey loser!" he smirked. "Are you gonna get any friends or what? I'm already gettin' laid tonight!" He highfived his friend. "The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait." Shade answered and walked off.

"That is how the story of how I stopped getting bullied." Shade said to Alana before laying down and staring at the ceiling. 