Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-26186871-20151122132251/@comment-25876934-20151122203556

TheFreddyFromThePizzaria wrote:

Mr. Mark Twain wrote:

TheFreddyFromThePizzaria wrote:

Mr. Mark Twain wrote:

TheFreddyFromThePizzaria wrote:

Mr. Mark Twain wrote:

TheFreddyFromThePizzaria wrote: But I AM Freddy. That's like saying you're like the fanbase by wishing people to belive that you are Mr. Mark Twain, and then just randomly claiming you're not.. you. Besides, you know the rule:Assume the defendant innocent until proven guilty beyond reasonabke doubt. I debunked all the evidence against FNAF, so for us to be serious here, the verdict here would be Not Guilty. But I don't want people to think I am Mark Twain. Granted, I'd be grateful if they did, but I never was, nor will I ever be Samuel L. Clemens. And, as for 'assume the defendant innocent', why in the world should I? All evidence points to the contrary - that you are not, nor have you ever been Freddy Fazbear, mascot and animatronic of Fazbear Entertainment Inc. '''Mr. Mark Twian. THAT'S YOUR WIKI name. That's where I got my claim about you trying to be yourself, Mr. Mark Twain. You're NOT Mark Twian? I thought you were'''..

Evidence that I debunked. We are technically robot droids, wearing costumes right now.

Well we WERE, before we became phantoms. Perhaps it's because Mark Twain is my favorite author. Yes. But you made that your NAME. Not in yoir profile, but your actual wikia NAME. So, that's convincing people that you ARE him. Not particularly. No one has ever asked me 'Are you Mark Twain' or informed me that I am 'Mark Twain' or 'Samuel Clemens'. By this logic, Mephistophele is convincing people that she is the enemy of Doctor Faustus, Krazy is implying that he is an insane bowl of stew that can't spell, Motionless remains still all the time, and ChickenandBeer is nothing more than a beer bottle and a chicken leg. All of that is true. ALL OF ITT.

Well, except for Motionless being still all the time, Motionless is being a faker, for if Motionless really was, well, motionless, the account wouldn't even been made. (The chicken and beer could have been possesed) Thanks for calling the creator of the saga a faker, we really... appreciate... it.