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"Hey man, look at my new dog!" Dawn said to Dusk. "Aw yeah, that's pretty cool!" He looked down to see no dog. "Aw, there's no dog there!" Dawn let out a call of anger, and so did Dusk.

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"Corn, did you eat my sandwich?" Candy asked. "I am your sandwich." Corn answered, jumping into Candy's mouth.

"Here, hold this." Rose said, handing Edgar an explosive. She turned then left. A few seconds later, she returned and took it from him right before it would have exploded. "Thanks."

Zack was standing around when Felix dashed over and began punching his salad. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT MAN! I DON'T WANT THI-"

"Pfft... Screw gravity!" Raleigh said. With that, he floated into the air.

"Goodbye, dystopian world..." Satoshi said, a gun to his head. "Okay, Satoshi, I'll see you around. Where you going-" the dystopian world answered. Then, Satoshi fired. "AWW! OH NO! Aw, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!"

"There's something on your face!" Krazy gasped at Ian. He then punched him straight in the face. "It was pain!"

"OH, WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I CAN'T EVEN-" Zack cried. "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!" Felix yelled. "NAWWWWWWW!"

"Now Konata, don't touch that cactus." Twain instructed. Konata leaped straight into the prickly plant. "You're dead to me..."

"Honey, why is the baby on fire?" Trick asked Treat. Corn was on the ground, in flames. "BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!" Treat replied.

Garnet was reaching for a knife while Satan was on his throne. "Don't even think about it." he growled.

Meanwhile, Zack was punching Felix while Felix was punching Zack's salad.

"Hey guys, check out my new camera!" Rust called to the others, a bow in her hand. She accidently fired at Rex then looked at what she really was holding. "Oh, wait, this isn't a camera..."

"Die, Satan!" Garnet cried as she was about to kill Satan. "NOOOUHHH!" Satan yelled. "I like nothing." Shade sighed. "OH NO, NO, NO WAIT!" Garnet gasped. Both were crushed by an invisible object.

The end. 