Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-26062370-20151014022128

PUHSI

Setting - Auschwitz Concentration Camps.

''A little green locomotive (Percy) hauls some Jews to the platform. Standing on the platform, accompanied by Herr Goebbels and Dr. Mengele, is Adolf Hitler himself.''

Percy: Mein Fuhrer...

TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU KRAUTS.

Out of Percy's cab come two Gatling guns, which open fire upon the aforementioned three, killing them.

Percy (Who now has stubble and a bandana wrapped 'round his funnel): ALL JEWS COME ABOARD.

''Jews pour out of warehouses. Soon, all Jews are aboard Percy's coaches.''

Goon No. 7819: Geet zem! Geet die gleen locomotief!

Percy: Night night, Teutfags.

Percy (With cinders and ashes) lights a gasoline puddle where the soldiers are standing. As he puffs away, the Jews cheer, and the Germans scream.

~fin~ 