Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25588272-20150421124132/@comment-25588272-20150515130656

Krazy: Y'know, I've been given this stage, and I don't wanna take that for granted... That's why this next song is more of a Public Service Announcement more than anything else. Guys, when you get to your forties, you gotta take care of yourselves. Nothing to be ashamed of. And if one person is helped by this song tonight, then it's all worth it.

.*He begins playing his song, and starts singing.*

You have some lovely children, and a lovely wife.

You have a healthy bank account and had a healthy life...

...but you do knew this day was coming, it was always meant to be.

Your doctor says it time to have a colonoscopy!

oh colon, colon, colonoscopy!

A wonderful procedure as everyone can see.

Your number's up, it's time to take one for the team!

It's right there on the schedule, a colonoscopy.

There is some preparation that you should know about...

...you'll have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out.

They'll take a certain instrument to take a look inside...

...and honestly, I'll tell you, it can be a bumpy ride.

Oh colon, colon, colonoscopy!

A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease.

Stay close to a bathroom, and careful when you sneeze!

You can't get away from colonoscopy.

It's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun...

... but now you're turning 40 so you know it must be done.

It's not an ordinary, typical exam.

You lay down on a table and then "Thank you, ma'am!"

Oh colon, colon, colonoscopy!

A wonderful procedure, I'm sure you will agree!

You can never underestimate how thorough they will beeeeeeeeeeeeeEEE!

It's time to take your medicine.

Colonoscopyyyyyyyyyy!