Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27024716-20150407213314

Everyone except the Miney twins and Dan were chilling out in the break room, when suddenly, Dan rushes in with a vibrant pink book in his hand.

"Guys! Guess what this is!" He shouts. Candy turns and asks, "Is it a young adult romance novel about vampires?"

TEN SECONDS LATER...

Candy was sitting in the corner, laughing, while Dan explains. "I found this in Ini's room under her thousands of bottles of makeup! It's her diary!"

"Whoa! Let's read it!" Corn gawps at the book.

"I got a better idea! Let's read it!" Dan says.

"Great idea!"

"Dan for president."

"Alrighty, then!" Dan opened the book to the first page and started reading aloud.

"Dear Diary, today for breakfast I munched on some oatmeal. It was flavorless and watery, reminded me of my Dad. I cried and ruined my makeup." Dan read.

"Eh, this is boring, let's get to the interesting stuff."

"Hey, look, Dan, there's your name right there." Corn pointed to a place in Ini's diary.

"Today, that Dan guy and his other daughter slammed me into a wall, yelling "Potatoes!" over and and over again until I lost consciousness. For the first time in 7 years, I prayed that it would all end." Dan read aloud.

"That was hilarious, Corn! Gimme five!" He held out his hand.

"Hey, you already took all my money."

"Ugh, nevermind."

"Hey, there's another entry!" Tess pointed out.

"Today one of my makeup bottles fell off my dresser and rolled away somewhere. Where it is I have yet to find it. Oh, mascara, where are thee? You've rolled away, I wish I could find you, don't you see?"

"Oooh, look at the latest entry!" Corn gawped.

"Today, while washing my hair, I had a terrible vision. All I could hear was that Dan guy and his other daughter yelling "Potatoes!" over and over again. It soon became a song. Then, I was in the ballroom with my old boyfriend, Justin. I asked him to dance. He asked me to die. When I snapped out of my vision my fingers had pruned and I missed the latest episode of FNAF F.R.I.E.N.D.S." Dan read.

"Wow, that's a pretty complicated vision. I feel bad about Ini pruning her fingers." Corn muttered.

"PRUNES? DID SOMEONE SAY PRUNES?" Mimi suddenly popped out of nowhere.

"Nope. We're invading your sister's privacy by reading her diary." Dan shrugged.

"Welp. I'm very disappointed in you." Mimi disappears into her room.

"This has become boring, how about we write a new entry?" Dan asked.

"Alright!" Corn grabs a pen from a nearby table and hands it to Dan.

"My name's Ini, and I'm sad, because I poop my pants so often, and I have no friends because I smell like broccoli and poop, and I have to film with Dan, which is boring, because he's so awesome and he can play the saxophone while I can't. Alright, I'm going to go cry in a corner, but not before I poop my pants again. Bye." Dan writes.

Ini then proceeds to walk in, her hair a mess, uncombed and not tied up. "Someone...punched me unconscious and ransacked my roo - OH MY GOD IS THAT MY DIARY?!" Dan immediately decides to pin the blame on Tess.

"Ini! Tess stole your diary and read it all! She even wrote a dumb entry!"

"I liked the story about the makeup bottle." Tess shyly admits.

"Y-you did?"

"It made me sad. I hope you find the bottle someday."

"So do I, Tess. So do I." A tear starts to run down Ini's face.

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