Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25588272-20150509131642

.*Toy Krazy sneaks over to the couch.*

T. Krazy: The First says I can't watch TV... I'll show him!

TV ON

.*The set is in Minecraft, on a giant game show stage.* Host: And now, 8 emeralds... LMK...

Host & Audience: ...NAME! THAT! BLOCK!

.*A wall in the middle of the stage lifts, revealing a Grass Block.*

LMK: AH! SO MUCH PRESSUSE! UH, I DON'T KNOW! Uh... Uhh...

Host: Time's running out!

LMK: UH UH Is it Stone?

.*The Host walks over to the Grass Block, and replaces it with Stone. He walks back to his podium.*

Host: CORRECT!

LMK: Woohoo! What'd I win?

CHANNEL CHANGE

.*Shade walks out of her house, when he commercial announcer gets her attention.*

Announcer: Is life getting you down?

Shade: ...Uh-huh...

Announcer: Do you feel like nothing satisfies you anymore?

Shade: Yeah...

Announcer: That's too bad, because my life is AWESOME!

CHANNEL CHANGE

IN THE SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... ONE MAN WILL BECOME THE HERO EVERYONE NEEDS.

?: Why don't you come out and play, SGF?

.*SGF peeks his head out of a house.*

SGF: Sorry, I'm having an early night. Good-bye.

.*SGF closes the door.*

CHANNEL CHANGE

We now return to The Avengers in the Office.

Iron Man: Hey, Hulk.

Hulk: ...what?

Iron Man: Biggreendumbthingsayswhat!

Hulk: What? URRRGGGGHHH-

CHANNEL CHANGE

.*Intervention Cow is still wrecking havoc. Suddenly, Rexy jumps in and starts fighting Intervention Cow.*

CHANNEL CHANGE

.*X is walking the side of his house and sees a nail sticking out.*

Do you have a task that you're too lazy or too stupid to do? Call your local handyman WITHOUT HANDS!

.*A person without arms runs up and hammers in the nail with his head.*

X: ...How do you feel?

?: I have constant headaches!

CHANNEL CHANGE

.*Kevin walks into a house, while 2 people watch from a UFO.*

?: How are we gonna get him out?

??: We won't get him out. Krazy will!

.*The second person pushes a button, and reveals a robot identical to Krazy. It shoots out of the UFO... straight into the sun.*

??: ...Wow, my aim was WAY off there. Good thing I made two.

CHANNEL CHANGE

.*A man with his arms folded in his sleeves walks up to Chris. He hands him a lightsaber.*

Chris: What is it?

?: It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight, and not as clumsy or random as the-

.*Chris turns on the lightsaber, and splits the man's sleeves. Both scream at the realization that he has hands.*

OUTSIDE THE TV...

.*The First walks up to Toy Krazy.*

First: Hey, you're watching TV!

T. Krazy: ...No, I'm not...

First: Oh, well oka- Wait, yes you are wathing TV! Go back to Toyland!

T. Krazy: Fine... *walks away mumbling*

.*The First sighs. He then looks at the TV.*

First: Ohh, this is my favorite!

.*He sits down and watches the program.* 