Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-21447002-20150612012055

Zack: I'm bored.
 * Zack and Tess were lying around in the new pizzeria, bored out of their robotic minds.

Tess: Wanna go to the kitchen?

Zack: Maybe so we can chew on some pizza. Zack: Lemons? Tess: When did we get these?
 * Zack and Tess head on over to the kitchen, and look in the fridge, expecting pizza. Instead...
 * Tess picks up a lemon and looks at it.

Zack: I dunno... Zack: Catch! Tess: Oh, so you wanna play THAT way... Zack: SUCK IT, TESS!
 * Zack picks up a lemon, looks at it, looks at Tess, then gets an idea.
 * Zack throws his lemon right at Tess's face, causing Tess to give Zack a death glare.
 * Tess grabs a bunch of lemons and throws them at Zack, and Zack quickly picks up a bunch of lemons before ducking behind a table. He throws his lemons at Tess.

Tess: FACE MY LEMON FURY!
 * And so the Great Lemon War of 1987 began...

...And Nicholas Cage won. Somehow. 