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In fact, when I know what is meant by “profusity” and “pontificate”,

When I can tell between a Spaniard and Jew, as to liberate,

When such affairs as death and ill, not I weep,

And when I know precisely what is meant by “Neap”,

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern medicine,

Much so, I best yielding with a yeoman;

In short, when I've a smattering of medical logic;

You'll say a better Surgeon-Gen. has never used Iambic.