Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25588272-20150818125907

.*Currently on-screen is the Five Nights at Freddy's title screen. After a few seconds, a facecam appears, showing Krazy waving to said camera.*

Krazy: Hello, everyone! My name is Krazy. Welcome to a new series that the First has allowed us to do on his channel. In this episode, I'll be playing "Five Nights at Freddy's", which I've heard is what inspired the First to make me. But enough talk, let's get started!

12 AM

.*The phone begins ringing.*

Krazy: ...Can I answer?

.*The phone continues ringing.*

Krazy: Answer, hello?!

.*The phone eventually picks up.*

Phone Guy: ...Hello? Hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night...

Krazy: ...I know him, and knowing him, this is gonna take a while...

Phone Guy: ...Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um...

Krazy: Ooh, I know this by heart!

.*Krazy proceeds to recite the company greeting at the same time as Phone Guy.*

Krazy & Phone Guy: "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

1 AM

Phone Guy: Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No.

Krazy: ...Quirky? Wha- Ohh. It's gonna be one of THOSE types of night shifts. I thought they fixed that...

Phone Guy: If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right?

Krazy: Right.

Phone Guy: Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

.*Krazy winces.*

Krazy: ...Don't remind me...

2 AM

Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.

Krazy: Yeah, I know. I was there.

Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh...

.*Krazy shudders, remembering the close calls with Jeremy Fitzgerald and trying to prevent that exact thing that almost happened several times.*

3 AM

Phone Guy: Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power.

.*Krazy's eyes widen, as he had both doors closed the whole time.*

Krazy: ...Whoops. Can I redo?

REDO

3 AM

Phone Guy: Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.

Krazy: Okay, let’s do this.

.*Krazy pulls up the camera, and sees Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica on the stage.*

Krazy: ...Hey, it’s Freddy and Bonnie and Chica! And Bonnie finally got a face! How are you all doing?

.*STATIC*

Krazy: OH NOEZ DERE MOVEHN – And that’s my impression of someone who doesn’t know about this place at all and didn’t listen to the Phone Guy.

.*Bonnie moves to Backstage with his creepy close-up, while the others stay on-stage.*

Krazy: Okay, where’s Bo- *hits Backstage* OH HAI! You have a face now, I see that! You’re really good at that. Having a face, I mean.

4 AM

.*Krazy puts down the Monitor, and honks the Freddy nose.*

Krazy: It still works.

.*Krazy turns on the left Hall Light, and sees Bonnie.*

Krazy: WHAT THE HECK?! *closes door* YOU WERE JUST BACKSTAGE TWO SECONDS AGO!

.*Krazy hits the Hall Light again, revealing the Bonnie has left.*

Krazy: Yeah, like THAT’S okay. *opens door, and pulls up Monitor* Chica’s gone. Nevermind, I hear her. She’s in the Kitchen. *switches to Kitchen camera* See? Not see. Hear?

.*Krazy switches to the Supply Closet, and sees Bonnie inside.*

Krazy: …You’re starting to get close…

5 AM

Krazy: Okay, five AM. *checks hall lights* If I can just *sees Chica* GETTHROUGHTHENIGHTIWOULDBEHAPPY *closes door* Oh gosh. That face on Chica. Reminds me of ’87. *shudders* Anyways, how are we doi- Ten. We have ten percent power.

.*Krazy hits the other Hall Light, and sees Bonnie* GOSH DANGIT! *closes door* they’ve boxed me in. I’m gonna run out of power!

.*Ten percent later, the power goes out.*

Krazy: …Uh-oh. I hear steppity steps. Who’s steppity stepping?

.*Freddy begins playing the Toreador March.*

Krazy: Oh, it’s Freddy! Hi there! How are you doing?

.*The screen goes black.*

Krazy: …I didn’t replace you, Freddy. Don’t take your anger out on me, please…

6 AM

Krazy: ...Ah ha ha ha! I did it!

.*Back to the Title Screen*

Krazy: Okay, that was certainly an interesting experience. I guess now I know why it took the First so long to get to this series – it’s terrifying! But anyways, Kevin’s next! And as long as he doesn’t play this game, he’ll be fine. That’s it from me. My name is Krazy, and I will see you all later! 