Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25974603-20151013000717

‘Come to Vice City! Full of washed-up 80s action stars attempting to stay relevant, terrible pop music made by crack-addicted promiscuous teenage girls who once had a lead starring role on some shitty family-friendly sitcom made for tweens, a corrupt police department, a ice cream company that sells drugs out of their trucks, we’ve got it all! Come to Vice City, where a terrible time is absolutely guaranteed!”

He considered it for a moment.



This could be a good chance for a new start.



A blank slate.



No more commiting crimes.



From now on, he would be a law-abiding citizen in the United States Of The America.







You can never leave your past behind.



<p class="MsoNormal">It's going to catch up with you in the long run.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Life's a bitch.

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<p class="MsoNormal">And then you die.

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<p class="MsoNormal">(What does this have to do with the FRIENDS series?

<p class="MsoNormal">Jack shit. I'm posting it here anyways.

<p class="MsoNormal">It's obvious to figure out what I'm teasing here, by the way. Dosen't take rocket science.

<p class="MsoNormal">I'm pretty happy with this so far, so I hope you like it when I finally post it on here.)

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