Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25569987-20150602020918


 * Chris walks into a room and sits down in a conveniently located chair.

Chris: Hi guys! I'm Chris! So recently, some of the Creators have done this whole story time thing. I thought it was interesting, but didn't plan to do it... Then LMK made me do it. *sighs* He said I "needed to let them know about my life." So... whatever, I guess.

I was born on the 26th of November, so about a month from Christmas, which has always been my favorite holiday. Because "Chris" is in the name. I thought it was my holiday. I was really freaking stupid. But whatever.

Now, when I was still young, my parents broke up. I went with my dad, the Purple Man. Worst luck in history, by the way. I didn't know what really to think about Dad, because he was almost always at his job at the pizza place. When he wasn't, he was at home, usually abusing me. Fun. Or not. Still, I held him in some regards. Until one day around my seventh birthday.

I snuck out to the pizzeria and looked around for him. I kept looking and eventually found him in the back room. I look in, and there he is, freaking MURDERING A KID. You can imagine how fast my estimation of him dropped. I ran for it.

Being abused so much had made me strong. I was resolute and final in my decision- I was going to avenge the kids Dad killed. I went into training, using several weapons, but eventually deciding on a sword. But normal swords weren't enough. So I sought a legendary metal- Unobtanium. After finding some, I made an Unobtanium Sword. And I knew I was ready.

I scoured the globe for Dad, and eventually met an animatronic named Shadow Golden Fredbear. He had had a falling out with Dad too. We teamed up, along with a few others, and found my dad. We fought him, and I found out he had an Unobtanium Sword as well. I broke it, though, because he had forgotten Master Blades had to be forged at a volcanic forge.

Ever since that fight, me and SGF have been a team. He's an angel, kinda, so there are a few perks of keeping him around.


 * Chris sighs.

Chris: Is that good enough? I hope so. I hope I didn't leave anything out.

...Oh yeah, there was also this time LMK made a really really stupid mistake and messed everything up, but that's a different story... 