Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-26218043-20150515210213

-opens green/brown notebook-

So, um, I was born. With the universe itself.

I flew out of the Big Bang with a galaxy, the Milky Way.

However, I was infused with a prototype of a pineapple when it happened.

So, anyways, fast forwards a few billion years or so.

I was drifting around on an asteroid when I started getting drawn in. I slammed into the still forming sun. I got away as it became a tiny protostar.

So, fast forwards a thousand years or so.

I was floating around the sun when.. BAM! It became the sun we all know today.

I was blasted back by a gigantic wave of gas, energy and asteroids.

So.. fast forwards a bit later.

I was floating around when I got sucked onto Earth. I was bombarded by thousands of asteroids, volcanic eruptions and explosions.

Fast forwards moar.

So, I was wandering around when I saw something in the distance. It was a Mars sized planet. I nicknamed it Theia.

So, I watched it get closer and closer when it started to slice through the clouds. I ran like hell when.. KABLOOM!

I was engulfed in a massive explosion - it was like 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit.

When the smoke and ash cleared, I saw what seemed to be an orbiting meteorite smash into another, which smashed into another.

You get the point.

And so, I witnessed the birth of the Moon.

After a bit, the oceans started forming. I managed to get to the tiny stretches of land.

-closes notebook for now-

Well, more will come soon. Come back for more. 