Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26872802-20150409143523

Satan sat in hell and let out a sigh. "Mephisto, I am so bored." He groaned. Mephisto walked over to his leader and bowed. "Sir, remember that alternate universe you created where Shade had emotions and she made a comedy show? Why not watch that?" Mephisto suggested. Satan's eyes suddenly brightened. "You're right!"

In minutes, Satan was sitting in a comedy house with the FNAF Friends cast. Shade was on a stage talking. "Hello, we've all had some crappy jobs, right?" she asked the crowd. "Crappy jobs, whatever, you gotta do it. First job I had, Burger King." Flashback time.

"Nyahahaha!" A customer complained at the front desk while flailing his arms all about to the kitchen window. Shade poked her head from the kitchen door and sighed. "I'll come up there, man."

"My brother got into the job too, my brother Vane got into the job. Mhm." Shade explained to the crowd. "He was the manager. You'd think that would be cool, you know, 'cause he's my bro." Shade sneered. "But he was a ''dick." ''she hissed. Her eye twitched. "He thought he was the BURGER KING! You know what I'm saying? He would put me on drive thru every night. Why do people insist on yelling at the drive thru? Yeah know, modern technology. I'd be there with my little headset."

"Hello sir welcome to Burger King may I take your order-" Before Shade could even take a moment, he answered. It was Krazy, and he looked hungry. "WHOPPER!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. "Sir-" Shade tried to say. "WHOPPER NO ONION! WHOPPPAAAH!" Shade sighed. "Excuse me, Chewbacca, uhh, I'm bleeding from the ears here Pacino, let's calm down." she said. "Alright, we're dealing with food, not missles here governor. NOW DRIVE AROUND!"

"I would rather have had people yell, it was when people didn't talk loud enough that drove me crazy." Shade said to the crowd. "You know ten cars out there, I'd say,"

"Hi Ma'am may I take your order?" Shade asked. "Buh buh buh buh buh... and the pickles... onions and the pickles... soda's and larges... uh... and the pickles..." the lady whispered, worry coming into her voice as she said more. "Hello can I help yeah?" Shade asked. "And the pickles, and the milk shakes!" the lady almost seemed to cry these out. "And the milkshakes and pickles! And a large milkshake! AND THE PICKLES! AND THE PICKLES! AND THE PICKLES!" The whole time she was whispering, like a demon. "Alright ma'am, apparently you want some pickles." Shade said. "Ma'am are you trying to murder me via drive thru, what are you saying?! Helloooo?!" Soon, she finally spoke. Creepily. "Chicken tenders... sweet sauce." A look of horror came to Shade's face. "Okay ma'am drive around." she said. "SOMEONE GET SOME SAUCE NOW! COME ON SHE WANTS IT HER WAY!"

The end.

Audio: Dane Cook - Burger King

Parody of: Jayfeather Works at Burger King  