Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-26872802-20150615005147/@comment-25876934-20150615211321

Geez, that's really sad. Honestly, I don't even have my driver's license yet (mainly because I can't reach the pedals), and she expects me to be able to drive or hike (Appalachian Trail?)  or teleport all the way to Massachusetts, where I will proceed to find out where you live, then kidnap you with my underdeveloped muscles, then proceed to kill you. Smart.