Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-5298545-20160208041003/@comment-25826165-20160209041313

Every ten years or so, I cover myself in gravy and pray to my anime shrine from 4:00 PM to 11:00 PM. At that point, I turn on a looped version of all the Naruto Shippuden openings while I respond to Tumblr feminists in nothing but a speedo and an eyepatch. I will do this until 5:00 AM. For breakfast, I will devour ramen and pineapple until I'm tearing up from a stomachache. Once finished, I collapse on the ground and vibrate while mumbling 'desu' for approximately 12 hours.