Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-26062370-20151016195902

2 ~ Variants

RANDOM ANNOUNCER: "AND NOW, it's time for...

Behind the Screen.

Our guest today is Thomas the Tank Engine, who is here to address claims about having 'variants'. Now, I'll hand our program over to Thomas."

Thomas the Tank Engine appears onscreen.

Thomas: "Thanks, RANDOM. Now, I'd first like to say that, yes, I have variants. How I acquired them, I'll never know, but we'll go through the list. Let's see... there was American Thomas..."

The screen displays an American-style Thomas the Tank Engine.

"He was always crass.."

"FUCK YOU, YOU TEA SIPPIN SCUMFAG."

The screen proceeds to display a miniature Thomas the Tank Engine.

"Then, there was a miniature Thomas the Tank Engine, used in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza locations as a crossover."

Freddy screams.

"Aaaa!" Yelled Thomas, and cowered under a table.

"Then, there's a Paxadorian Thomas.."

A Thomas the Tank Engine with a yellow and creme paint scheme puffs past.

"Then, a biofused Thomas - he had actual organs inside... when he moved, he was basically ripped apart from the inside... we won't show the footage..."

"Then, there's a Mushroom Thomas.."

"And a Russian, Japanese, Mexican, Italian, Canadian, German, Israeli, Chinese, and French Thomas..."

The aforementioned Thomases say 'hello' in their respective languages.

"And, we musn't forget-"

FOOTAGE LOST

~fin~ 