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(This is on the News Channel mentioned in F.R.I.E.N.D.S. TV.)

.*The camera transitions to the First.*

...Are we live? OK. *clears throat* BREAKING NEWS! A rogue citizen has been caught commiting a TERRIBLE CRIME! We have Freddy? on the scene.

Freddy?: Thank you, First. I am standing where the incident took place earlier today. We have footage of the event from a camera mounted on that roof.

.*Freddy? points to a roof, where Sara is sitting and holding a surveillance camera.*

Sara: Hello!

.*The video feed switches to the surveillance footage.*

It was a normal day in this village until Ari-Shi-Na showed her complete distaste in our laws.

.*Ari-Shi-Na is shown walking down a street, and sees a sign that says "NO LITTERING". She looks around, and throws a piece of trash onto the ground in front of the sign. The cops soon show up.*

Cop: STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

.*Ari-Shi-Na runs away, with the cops chasing.*

Cop: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

.*The surveillance footage ends, and the video switches back to Freddy?'s camera.*

Freddy?: This was quickly followed by a high-speed chase caught on camera by a local traffic helicopter.

.*The video changes to another camera inside a helicopter, made entirely out of Minecraft villagers. Krazy is on board, talking into his mic over the loud helicopter.*

Krazy: It looks like quite the situation down there!

.*The camera points down onto the Village, where the chase is still happening.*

Krazy: She's running... She's running... Are they gonna catch her? We don't know. Ooh, ooh! She's running... She's running... She's still running...

.*Some more cops can be seen joining the chase.*

Krazy: Oh, she's in trouble now! The police are EVERYWHERE! *camera pans to Krazy* ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!

Helicopter Villager 15: No, I'm a helicopter.

MEANWHILE, At the chase...

Cop: STOP!

Ari-Shi-Na: NO!

.*The cop slows to a halt.*

Cop: Aww... she said "No". What do we do now?

.*Ari-Shi-Na steps on a pressure plate, and a missile is launched. It heads straight for the helicopter.*

Helicopter Villager 7: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Missile inbound!

Krazy: WHAT?!

Helicopter Villager 7: Deploying flares!

Helicopter Villager 15: Deploying flares.

.*The helicopter deploys flares, sending the missile off-course. However, it explodes so close to the helicopter, it is knocked off-course.*

Helicopter Villager 7: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! WE'RE GOING DOWN!

Helicopter Villager 15: We're going down.

.*The helicopter crashes, and the helicopter cam feed is lost.*

Freddy?: That was the last we saw of any of those people...

.*In the background, Krazy and all the villagers are seen running around on fire.*

Freddy?: Ari-Shi-Na was later apprehended as she tried to escape the village. She was taken to court, where she was sentenced to the Pit of Death.

.*The camera angle changes to Shade and Ari-Shi-Na, the latter of which on the edge of a cliff.*

Ari-Shi-Na: This is MADNESS!

.*After a long pause...*

Shade: ...Madness? THIS IS THE VILLAGE!

.*Shade kicks Ari-Shi-Na off the cliff, and into the pit. The camera angle then changes, to show that the pit is actually not that deep... Only about 10 feet, at most.

Ari-Shi-Na: ...This isn't very effective...

Freddy?: And there you have it, First. Back to you in the studio.

Well, that's it for this edition of AFP news. Tune in next time. 