Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-5298545-20160322235727

A little thing you have to know beforehand: Recently, I've been crushing over another guy called Liu Kang, from the Mortal Kombat series. Chasun will not get over it, so expect his name to get tossed around every reply.

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Ask her for love advice.

Ask if you have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands. (Oh, lawdia, you will not believe the reply I got from this...)

Ask her to play Mortal Kombat with you. ANY version of Mortal Kombat.

Ask her to not come in your room for a bit because you're recording a video.

Ask her if you sleeptalk.

And now, for the replies...

"Hate to be the breaker of the bad news, girl, but it's not just love you feel for that Luke Hang (Liu Kang) guy. It's also lust." Apparently, just because a guy is hot she thinks that I lust over him.

"Nope. You have just enough time to play games for endless hours and not, I dunno, stop lusting Luke Hang (Again, Liu Kang) or something." Sarcasm much?

"Why, so you can watch me tear out Luke Hang's (Jees-uh-s, will she EVER pronounce his name right?) spine?" No, it's because I wanna zap you to death with Raiden after that reply.

"-In the middle of a video- HEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO DRAW YOU A PICTURE OF LUKE HANG'S (I'll stop now...) ABS OR HIS -" I refuse to finish writing that down.

"I dunno, does waking up in the middle of the night and screaming "THROW SUB ZERO IN THE FREEZER AND LOCK HIM IN SO WE CAN ELOPE, LUKE HANG?" sound like sleeptalking - er, sleepscreaming - to you?" Why do I live with this girl, again? 