Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25588272-20150421124132/@comment-25588272-20150421145502

.*Krazy takes another sip of his water.*

Krazy: Over at Freddy's, we get people of ALL ages coming over. And they like to cause trouble. Thing is, the pain they cause INCREASES as their age DECREASES, you know what I mean? One day, I had a teen walk up to me, and he said "Hey, you can feel pain, right? Mind if I hit you in the shoulder?" I replied "Come at me", and let him hit me. POW! *Krazy throws a punch, and then grabs his shoulder.* It hurts thinking about it. And you know what he said afterwards? "Did you feel that?" Did I feel that? No, I was on the ground whimpering becuase it's the new dance craze!

Then, another day, a 6-year old comes in, and walks straight up to me with one of those air-soft guns. "Mind if I shoot you with an airsoft gun?" I heard the name "Airsoft" and thought, "Oh, it's not gonna hurt too much". I let him. BAM! *he points his hands like a gun, "shoots", and then holds his leg* ...Air-soft gun. You liars. *starts limping around the stage*

And that's not even it. Someone brought a little child not old enough to walk. They let me hold him, and I did. He was so cute, started feeling my face and smiled... Then he was like 'Hey, is that a mask?' RRIIIPPPP! I gave the baby back, and then fell onto the floor. "Hey, are you OK?" "Yeah, I just didn't know my costume was directly connected to my pain sensor! I'll be fine!"