Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25588272-20150421124132/@comment-25588272-20150423153841

Krazy: *sips water* Anyways... After I got my Whopper, I was watching TV, on the sports channel. I forget which sport it was, but they did something I thought was cool. The umpire made a bad call, but then the referee threw out a red card. Then the umpire had to re-evaluate the play. I was stitting there thinking, Why don't humans have this for relationships? I mean, think about it!

The wife is talking to the husband and telling a story. The husband sighs. The wife plays her red card. A referee jumps out of nowhere and yells "WE HAVE A PERSONAL FOUL ON THE MALE! HE HAS NOT BEEN LISTENING TO THE FEMALE'S STORY AT ALL! BUT UPON CLOSER INSPECTION, WE HAVE A FOUL ON THE FEMALE! SHE HAS TOLD THE SAME STORY TEN TIMES TODAY!"