Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25826165-20150818074905

''This is a parody of a video by Rooster Teeth, which is also a parody. The video can be viewed here [explicit, contains lots of swearing]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLW9uEU8xoI. Due to Krazy having a problem with swears/slang, I censored literally every word that can be considered bad. Yay. I do not own the song, it is by Kanye West. Yeah, that guy.''

''It's 3:00 AM in the morning. I'm going to apologize right now. This is the most terrible thing I've ever written ever. I'm so sorry. Please, don't read this. Just... don't. Okay? Don't. This is barely even a tribute. It's just really, really weird and disturbing. Okay? Good. Leave before your eyes are slain. Just scroll over all this and go to the comments.''

*intense piano introduction, given with fitting mountain imagery*

*majestic Mephistobird flies across the screen*

*a large, majestic group of Krazy Shores proceed to run together in the fading sunlight*

'''I KNOW. YOU'RE TIRED, OF LOVING... OF LOVING WITH NOBODY TO LOVE.'''

'''NOBODY... NOBODY!'''

SO JUST GRAB SOMEBODY, NO LEAVING THIS PARTY.

WITH NOBODY TO LOVE.

'''NOBODY... NOBODY!'''

Uh-huh, honey.

*suddenly, Krazy appears. He's wearing an epic leather jacket and an awesome pair of shades because he's just that cool and he just starts singing because he's just so cool*

"All them other friends lame, and you know it now."

*he's suddenly on a manly, pink vespa*

"When a real friend hold you down, you supposed to drown."

*oh no way now he's standing randomly in a blurry backdrop*

"Bound."

*for some reason, LMK is lying down on a really fantastic vespa and Krazy notices him oh my gosh*

*for some reason LMK has really short pigtails and is shirtless and has a speedo*

Uh-huh, honey.

*now, LMK is on Krazy's vespa with him. They're casually being bros because they're just the bro-iest of bros because oh my gosh they are total bros it's killing my nonexistant soul. oh, and Krazy's singing again.*

"Hey, you remember where we first met? Okay, I don't remember where we first met. But hey, admitting is the first step. And hey, you know ain't nobody perfect."

*dang, that was inspirational. the bro-ing has grown to bro-stardom. This isn't even bro-ing anymore. it's bromancing. these guys are bromancing. lots of bromancing going on guys.

'''I KNOW. YOU'RE TIRED. OF LOVING, OF LOVING WITH NOBODY TO LOVE.'''

*whoawhoa LMK is hugging Krazy on a sunset blur backdrop ohmyohmyohmy*

'''NOBODY... NOBODY!'''

*Krazy's epic face*

SO JUST GRAB SOMEBODY, NO LEAVING THIS PARTY.

*LMK's fabulous face

'''WITH NOBODY TO LOVE... NOBODY, NOBODY.'''

*wait why are they leaning in on each other I don-OOOHOHOHHOHOOHOOHHOOHHHHHHKAASASSOSIOGOEOAAAAAAASSSSSSSOOSSOOSOSOSOOSOSOSSSS.

Uh-huh, honey.

''I am as ashamed of myself as you are. That was terrible. Though really, you're awesome Krazy. Keep being yourself and always remember that you're a great guy. Peace.''

''Quick note - I don't ship LMK x Krazy anymore because Krazy doesn't want me to. They're just bro-ing.''

Kind of.

Heheh.

''Sorry if anyone's mad or annoyed about this. Please fax your anger to my secretary Laura.'' 