Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25974603-20151213031144/@comment-26062370-20151213181935

ChickenAndBeer wrote: sup fuckers

dis b my headcanons, enjoy or i fucking skin you and your familes alive and feed you to my pigs

-Mark Twain is not actually the real Mark Twain and is just a crazy old delusional man who thinks he is.

-Y is in the closet and enjoys taking it up the ass.

-Janette is actually an alien. One ugly-ass ailen.

-Night snorts acid on a regular basis.

-Cory Baxter from Cory In The House caused the destruction of Earth.

-Pizza Delivery Guy is the second coming of Tupac Shakur.

-Shakesphere had a one night stand with Justin Bieber and enjoyed it immensely.

-Grey is addicted to crack, and often laces it with PCP and weed.

-Kanye West, or Yeezus, is the true creator of the FNAF F.R.I.E.N.D.S universe. Nyx is just a crazy herion addict who believes they is the creator of the universe.

-Nicholas Cage is Zack's long long long lost step-brother.

And that's it! Another wonderful list by your lord and savior, ChickenAndBeer.

See you next time, assholes! I. I could make this happen. Interesting. Just a fact, though, Poe and Shakespeare were the genuine articles. But, Twain? Well...

II. Perhaps, perhaps not.

Well, yes.

If your definition of a one night stand is brutally being him to try and save the good people of the world.