Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26062370-20150621002815

''A dark night. A blizzard whirls throughout the land. We zoom through a (http://etch1.homestead.com/wow_window.jpg) stained glass window, and we enter a warm looking room, a study. The fire burns bright, shadows dance across the walls, and the man in the chair puts a revolver up to my for''-(crack.)

Well, greetings, tidin's, bonjours, guttentajes and what-have-you. I am Mark Twain, and I don't know why in the world you are here. In the meantime, ask your questions.

However, for the fools, thieves, ne'er-do-wells, and Congressmen you may have in your party, there are several rules.

Don't 'Spam', as the young masters say nowadays. Monty Python, you have my blessin' to say this.

Don't ask idiotic questions like 'Wat iz 4+2?'. Every properly educated man knows that mathematics is the root of all evil. Money, by extension Banking, is mathematics as well. The Hebrews knew this, which is why they said money.

Don't be politically correct.

Don't be a feminist.

Don't be a Bush, a Barack, or a Bee-awn-say.

Don't speak in Japanese. This is an American domicile.

Now, ask away. 