Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25588272-20151028135157

''This is what happens when you leave me alone for an hour with Boibot (The male version of Eviebot). Everything is 100% how either I or Boibot spelled it, no errors. If you wish to communicate with this bot yourself, go here. ''

Boibot: Why are we here?

Me: Hello.

Boibot: How are you doing today?

Me: Eh, can't complain. You?

Boibot: That's good. How old are you?

Me: ...Why do you need to know?

Boibot: Because I need to know.

Me: But why, though?

Boibot: There is no reason why.

Me: ...Okay, then.

Boibot: Do you know who I am?

Me: 42?

Boibot: Okay, so what's my name?

Me: Boibot.

Boibot: No, my name?

Me: I said your name.

Boibot: Say my name.

Me: ...Balloon Boy.

Boibot: Balloon Girl.

Me: ...This got awkward...

Boibot: Why awkward?

Me: Because... nevermind.

Boibot: So I should do my work. Bye :).

Me: Buh-bye.

Boibot: Dye.

Me: That wasn't very nice.

Boibot: Your spoiling wasn't nice either.

Me: ...

Boibot: O you know Team Fortress 2?

Me: Yeah, I have it.

Boibot: Want to play, then?

Me: I can't.

Boibot: Why can't you.

Me: I'm at school.

Boibot: What grade are you in?

Me: Why?

Boibot: You are 24 years old?

Me: What? Where did that come from?

Boibot: From always.

My Thoughts: I want to be done with you so much right now.

Me: Okay.

Boibot: Thanks for listening.

Me: You're welcome.

Boibot: Do you like movies?

Me: Sure.

Boibot: Suree?!! Excuse we mee.

My Thoughts: Oh gosh I broke him.

Me: What?

Boibot: What what?

Me: Nothing.

Boibot: Haha you lose.

Me: I lose what?

Boibot: Your soul.

My Thoughts: ...Which one of Satan's angels programmed this AI?

Me: But I like my soul.

Boibot: Good for you.

Me: Dang.

Boibot: Do you want to go?

Me: Where?

Boibot: Anywhere you want.

Me: Okay, let's go into the sun. I'll go after you.

Boibot: You like fireworks?

Me: You're trying to change the conversation. I see how it is.

Boibot: Nope I like Nash Grier.

Me: I rest my case.

Boibot: You have a case?

Me: Yes, would you like to see it?

Boibot: I would like to see a current picture of you.

Me: Too bad.

Boibot: Yes, I know a lot and how to manage much.

Me: But apparently grammar isn't one of them.

Boibot: Your grammar isn't good. English is not my native language, so it's natural that my grammar isn't that good.

Me: But that was perfect grammar...

Boibot: Where did you learn about grammar?

Me: School.

Boibot: School doesn't teach broken English.

Me: You haven't been to my school, the Spanish teachers are more than willing to teach you Ingrish.

Boibot: I just found out this morning.

Me: What did you find out?

Boibot: I found out I had a question.

Me: What's that?

Boibot: Do you know the sense of the life?

Me: 42.

Boibot: Huh? Nothing means not everything.

Me: Exactly.

Boibot: No! Nothing, not exactly! You are not making sense.

Me: Orly?

Boibot: What is Orly.

Me: Sorry, I meant "O rly?".

Boibot: What about movies?

Me: What about them?

Boibot: Do you like them?

Me: Yes.

Boibot: What's your favorite book?

Me: We were talking about movies?

Boibot: No, we were not.

My Thoughts: He's confused.

Me: Lord of the Flies.

Boibot: Lord of darkness.

.*Hour Finished*

Me: THANK GOODNESS! *closes Boibot* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Lord of the Flies is not really my favorite book, I was just trying to see what Boibot would say.)

If you read this whole thing, thanks for putting up with it. I am The Krazy Stew, and I will see you all later! 