Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-26062370-20150815012856

On the Island of Sodor, everyone has, at least once, pole-danced to receive their annual crack money. However, that was completely irrelevant to the situation at hand.

Thomas was shunting freight cars at the yards in Knapford, when Sir Topham Hatt approached him.

"Thomas, come to the sheds. I am having a meeting with all of the engines."

Soon, Thomas arrived at the sheds. His five friends (Percy, Toby, Gordon, James, Henry) were waiting.

"Thomas," Said James, "This is an intervention."

"Bust my buffers! But why?"

"Simple," Said Toby. "You've been abusing Welsh coal."

"What! B-but, Henry uses it!"

"Used." Said Henry, slightly offended. "I haven't used it since 1935 - about sixteen years ago, Thomas. SIXTEEN YEARS."

"Henry is right." Said Toby. "He also used it because he could not run properly. Now, he can, so, he has no reason to use it."

"But!" Interjected Gordon. "You've been using it for the fun of it, Thomas!"

"I'm scared for you, Thomas!" Cried Percy.

"Percy is right." Said Toby. "We are taking you to the repair yards."

"But-"

"Er.. now, Henry!" Cried James.

Before Thomas could register what was happening, he was being pushed by Henry. He was headed towards the end of the yards - To the repair sheds.

"Uh-uh, brother!"

Thomas snatched away, breaking his coupler in the process.

He sped away, with Henry, Gordon, and James in close pursuit.

Toby and Percy were collecting the Breakdown Train in advance.

Gordon lurched over the points, and was right in front of Thomas. He screeched to a halt - and derailed over the points. He was cornered by Gordon, James, and Henry - Toby and Percy soon came alongside with the Breakdown Train.

Thomas was lifted onto the rails.

"I am not Thomas.. I am..."

"Smokey Joe!"

The blue frames fell off to reveal a locomotive similar in body-form to Percy - only with a taller funnel, and cut-off cab.

The five engines gasped.

(FIND OUT MORE NEXT TIME!)  