Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-26186871-20151122132251/@comment-26062370-20151122203706

So, allow me to set the record straight.

You, through the posts and statements made here, claim to be an animatronic that is also the mascot of a defunct pizza parlour chain that is possessed by the ghost of a dead child, and also has knowledge of engineering and has some form of access to a computer, and is also a Christian (implying you also have regular access to the Bible), despite most denominations agreeing that ghosts in that form are not doctrinally sound.

Let that sink in.