Thread:Motionless/@comment-25974603-20150801184204/@comment-25974603-20150804030436

really scared the shizzle of me my nizzle

(POEKEMON BLOODIE RED!!! spooky!!!!!!!

oen day i was walking down teh street wen i saw a relly relly old man. he loeked at me and said "hallo do want game?" i said yes and den he gaev me POKEMAN BLOODIE RED which was in all caps and dripping with hyper-realistic blood and was on a blank sticker. i took the gaem home and put into my gaemboi. when i put the catridge in it bled HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! but i shrugged it off and assumed it was just a glitch. when i got to teh intro professoar oak was bledding hyper-realistm blud and his guts were all oever the ground! i den proceeded to name my rival "dickcheese" and storted teh gaem. wen i checked my inventory, dere was unknowns. they all spulled "EAT SHIT AND DIE" but once again i thot it was glitch when i went outside i saw everybody was dead and dying and i saw dickcheese. when i talked to him, he said "I AM GOD UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA! FO' SHIZZLE, MY NIZZLE!" it relly freaked me out and i went to turn it off WHEN A HYPER-REALISTIC RAINBOW DASH RULE 34 APPEARED ON THE SCREEN! den i had a hyper-realistic boner and began to beet my meet! eventually tho a skellington popped out and i was really really scared so i ran outside and across the road but then a bus hit me. now i am dead. 1 kudos=1 prayer)