Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25588272-20150606132130

.*The Legend of Zelda Krazy is sitting on the sofa, watching TV. The Mario Krazy then walks up.*

(M. Krazy = Mario)

(L. Krazy = Legend of Zelda)

M. Krazy: Hey, Krazy! Look what I got today... A new puppy!

.*M. Krazy reveals a Chain Chomp he found.* (If you don't know what a Chain Chomp is, go here.)

L. Krazy: ...What the heck is THAT?

M. Krazy: It's my new puppy! His name is Chompy, and he likes-

L. Krazy: Where are its limbs? It's just a head.

M. Krazy: It's probably one of those breeds that doesn't have limbs...

L. Krazy: ...I'm reporting this as animal abuse.

M. Krazy: Abuse? What are you talking about?!

L. Krazy: This poor, sick animal is nothing but a head and YOU are keeping him on a chain!

M. Krazy: But he loves the chain! That, and it's literally fused to his body.

L. Krazy: THIS ISN'T A PUPPY! It's a FREAK!

M. Krazy: THAT'S ENOUGH! Maybe he isn't the perfect dog you see in the magazines, but Chompy's beautiful on the inside! I'm not going to stand here and let you insult my puppy who just wants our love! Come on, Chompy, let's g-

.*L. Krazy interrupts.*

L. Krazy: ...Wait... I'm sorry, Krazy. You're right. Come here, Chompy.

.*Chompy comes over to L. Krazy, who begins petting it.*

M. Krazy: See? He isn't so bad at all! 