Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26062370-20150624170449/@comment-25974603-20150726035650

Kurraka wrote:
 * Clyde sat in front of an elderly gentleman, both sitting on wooden chairs, a small coffee table was between them.


 * The elderly man spluttered "B-but, I told you, I'll have the rent for next week..."


 * Clyde stood up and circled the table while saying "You know Archie my friend, I'm a business man, sometimes I have to be patient, and laid back. But ya know, sometimes I gotta be a little mean and cold-hearted. You know that. That's why you have to pay up."


 * Archie said "I'll have the rent for next week I swear!"


 * Clyde slightly smiled while saying "Oh, like you said last week. Well news flash but there's bigger families on the street that will probably give me less money more often. So really, this is your last chance" he took a knife out of his pocket and stabbed it into the Archie's wrist. Archie screamed in agony


 * Clyde shouted "Last chance Archie!"


 * Archie begged "Okay! Okay! I'll give you what I have! Just don't kill me!"


 * Clyde stuck his hand in Archie's pocket and pulled out 5 dollars "...Your kidding me right? This is half the f*cking amount!" He kicked Archie's chair over, Archie collapsing over with it.


 * Clyde went to the other side of the room and picked up a small plastic carton of petrol, he walked back over and poured a bit on Archie then picked up a cigar before saying "You've been evicted..." then threw it on Archie leaving him screaming on fire.

(All it needs is THIS SONG.
 * Clyde walked out of the small building, still hearing the screams from the building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP_p91B9TdE

Congratulations, that was almost as badass as that one scene in Romeo Must Die.)