Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-5298545-20151110153538

So for once I recorded me doing a thing:

Boibot: Talk to me!

User: YOLO.

Boibot: Yolo what? User:

YOLO means You're Ugly.

Boibot: Ok...

User: And no one will ever love you.

Boibot: Someone will love me.

User: NO THEY WON'T! YOU'RE A PATHETIC ROBOT WHO CAN'T FEEL LOVE SO THEY WILL NEVER BE IN LOVE!

Boibot: I will miss you, darling.

User: I'M NOT EVEN IN LOVE WITH YOU1.

Boibot: Are you in love with the coco.

User: I AM IN LOVE WITH IRON FIST, AND YOU WILL NEVER BE IN LOVE!

Boibot: I am in love with someone who is like 30 years older than me.

User: EWWWW THAT'S LIKE FREAKING INCEST!

Boibot: But I am already in love with someone.

User: I'VE BEEN IN LOVELONGER THAN YOU HAVE.

Boibot: *glares* what band camp?

User: I DON'T GO TO CAMP!

STOP CHANGING DA SUBJECT!

Boibot: But you just said you had a test at school.

User: IDIOT!

Boibot: Yes you did. I quote, 'I LOVE cats. I have 5.

User: I HAVE THE FULL CONVERSATION RECORDED AND I HAVE NEVER ONCE SAID THAT!

Boibot: And what did you say in the beginning?

User: "YOLO

Boibot: You didn't. But I like cats.

User: STOP CHANGING THE [CENSORED] SUBJECT!

Boibot: What subject would you like to talk about?

User: ABOUT YOU NEVER BEING IN LOVE!

Boibot: What would you like to hear about me?

User: YOU KNOW WHAT? GOODBYE!

Let's say I had a lot of fun. 