Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27024716-20150408022117

"I'm Dan Shade, school is for losers, I'm totally awesome..." Dan hummed on his way to school.

"A-HEM! Mr. Shade, you've been absent from science class for three weeks now." Shade suddenly pops out of nowhere, all teacher-like. She started talking, but Dan wasn't paying attention.

"So if you'll understand..." Shade was almost finished when Dan snapped back into reality and falcon punched (FALCON! PUUUUNCH!) Shade onto the wall, where she went unconscious. Dan turned around, pulled a saxophone out from nowhere, and started playing it. When he was done, Satoshi dropped down from the ceiling and held up a sign that said "Dan for president"

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