Thread:LinkMarioKirby/@comment-26872802-20150525134414/@comment-25569987-20150702154440

So I was 8 at the time, and I was in theater. It was the night we were doing the play, and I had the part of a street urchin. Nothing special, really. But one of the other street urchins randomly walks up to me for no reason, and she's all like "I'm a black belt, I'm gonna beat you up and you're gonna go cry to your mom." And I'm like "I didn't even do anything to make you mad. You have ABSOLUTELY NO REASON to try to beat me up." And she's like "Whatever, I'll do it cuz I can cuz I'm a black belt." So I, not wanting to be beaten up, punch her in the stomach, and she just falls over. Later, I got in trouble over it, and I was like "IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE! SHE WAS TRYING TO BEAT ME UP!"

...And that's why the "don't hit girls" rule is total bull.