Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-25588272-20150910213619

( Note - Like any other episode of Paxadora Shorts, unless specified, this episode is in no way canonical.)

.*Krazy Man (The Krazy based off Mega Man) wanders a stage, and finds a Met. He decides to shoot it, but the Met deflects the shots with its helmet. It then comes out to taunt Krazy Man.*

Met: Hey, do you fight all your enemies with gentle massages, or is it just me?

.*Krazy Man, angered by this prepares a Charge Shot and fires... only for the Met to hide under its helmet and survive unscathed.*

Met: Hey, do you have an umbrella? I think I just felt a raindrop!

Krazy Man: Oh, that's it.

.*Krazy Man begins charging another shot.*

Met: Charge all you want, I'll be safe in my helmet.

.*The Met hides in its helmet while Krazy continues charging.*

SEVERAL HOURS LATER...

.*Krazy Man is still charging. Finally, the Met pokes out of the helmet.*

Met: ...So, uhh... how much longer are you gonna charge that?

Krazy Man: ...Oh, just a few more minutes...

Met: ...Are you sure...?

.*Krazy Man's charge becomes so powerful, it begins to rip a hole in the space-time continuum.*

Met: HOLY COW DUDE, YOU NEED TO FIRE THAT THING NOW!!!

.*Krazy Man releases a Charge Shot the size of a small star. Krazy Man is forced into the wall behind him, and the Charge Shot destroys everything in its path... except the Met, who hid in its helmet.*

Met: Ha! Still alive! ...*looks back at Charge Shot* ...Man... That thing is still going.

MEANWHILE...

.*The First is playing Super Mario Galaxy 2. He then sees the Charge Shot approaching from the distance in-game.*

First: ...Huh, that's odd. That wasn't in Galaxy 1. Must be a new feature...

.*The Charge Shot obliterates the planet Mario and Yoshi were standing on, along with Mario and Yoshi themselves.*

First: ...*breaks Wii Remote in half* 