Board Thread:Art, Stories and Songs/@comment-27024716-20150527155759

"You ready for this?" Cammy asks Ted.

"NOT REALLY."

"Trust me, sweetie, it'll be just fine." Cammy kisses Ted's cheek.

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A few moments later the two of them open a door and go into a room. Tigressi was sitting on a white couch.

"Tigressi, we have something we'd like to tell you - " Cammy had started, but was cut off when Ted suddenly puked.

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"I THINK THAT WENT WELL."

"Ted, you puked and we both left."

"I DID?"

"Yeah."

"WELL IT WAS ALL IN THE PAST."

"Teeeeed, it was literally 30 seconds ago."

"THAT'S JUST A MATTER OF YOUR PERSPECTIVE."

"No it wasn't. I timed it. -Sigh- Let's try again." The two again go into the room.

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"Tigressi, we have something to tell you." Cammy started again. Ted stuck two fingers down his throat and collapsed.

"Dafuq was that all about?" Cammy asked.

"...I GAGGED MYSELF, DIDN'T I?"

"Yes, you did." Ted started again. Cammy grabbed his wrist.

"No, don't do it again! Look, how about you take the lead this time."

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"IYSDVBFIUWEB5UDSFISABIWQU35GSIDHK." Ted typed on his keyboard the second time they saw Tigressi.

"-Sigh-"

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"SEE, THE THING IS, CAMMY AND I - "

"I'll just kill her." Cammy suddenly pointed a pistol at Tigressi.

"WHA- No no no!" Ted grabbed her wrist.

"I can't control myself anymore goddamnit, lemme kill her!"

"NO NO NO!" Ted shouted.

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"MUM! DAD! I'M LESBIAN!" Cammy shouted.

"No you're not!" Ted shouted back. Alana appeared outta nowhere.

"That's just offending."

"GET OUTTA HERE, ALANA!" Cammy shouts.

"Fine."

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"IF I SHOOT HER WE COULD GET MARRIED! IT'S THAT EASY!" Cammy yells, fighting against Ted.

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"WHEN TWO PEOPLE SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER - " Ted started.

"Where the hell is your helmet with the visor on it?" Cammy suddenly noticed. In its place was a thick crop of black hair.

"Find it and put it back on before you scar people for life!"

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"私はキャミィと付き合っています. " Ted says in Japanese.

"まさか!"

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"TIGRESSI - " Ted starts, when Cammy from the future appears.

"Ted, I'm Cammy from the future! Tell her she's ugly!"

"YOU'RE CHUBBY."

"You can't even get that right!" The present Cammy facepalms.

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Ted starts messing with a bomb. Cammy facepalms again.

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"Cammy! CAMMY! Give me the -"

"NO!"

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"I'M REALLY BAD AT THIS, AREN'T I?" Ted asks from the other room.

"Yep. Tigressi'll never find out about us."

"OHHH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!" Ted goes to the room again, Cammy quickly following.

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"TIGRESSI, I KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR YOU TO HEAR, BUT I'M DATING CAMMY." Ted says. Tigressi looks up from her DS.

"Aight. I'm cool with it - " Tigressi was quickly stabbed in the forehead with a throwing knife. Ted looks at Cammy with disgust.

"Whoops."

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